I’m invincible, I swear
Nothing can hurt you when you just don’t care
Got a chip on my shoulder ‘bout getting older
I’ve had to learn to wear
I’m invisible, I know
Nobody wonders about where I go
I’m in love with the mystery, makes me feel gritty
When I decide to show
And I know it’s not very hard
Being content where you are
I guess I’ll go back to the drawing board
I think I know that this is calling for a side plot
It’s the only chance that I’ve got
‘Cause if I could make a movie
Someone prettier would play me
I wouldn’t call it a test of my faith
I’m moving on from believing in fate
I know it’s wrong to be so out of phase
I think I’ve gone and gotten written out of my own play
I’m professional
I swear
Sometimes it all just seems a bit unfair
I got gaps in the system, where’s all the wisdom?
Guess I’m just unprepared
I’m amicable
I know
Nodding my head at every tale of woe
I’m a loyal companion holding your hand while
Fghting the undertow
And I know it’s not very hard
Being content where you are
I guess I’ll wish upon a shooting star
I think I know that this is calling for a side plot
It’s the only chance that I’ve got
‘Cause if I could make a movie
Someone prettier would play me
I wouldn’t call it a test of my faith
I’m moving on from believing in fate
I know it’s wrong to be so out of phase
I think I’ve gone and gotten written out of my own play