Hold the cold one
Like he hold the old gun
Like he hold the microphone
And stole the show for fun
Hold a foe for ransom
Flows is handsome
O's in tandem
Anthem, random, tantrum
Phantom of the Grand Old Opry
Ask the dumb hottie
Masked pump shottie
Somebody stop me
Hardly come sloppy on a retarded
hard copy
After rockin' parties he
departed in a jalopy
Watch the droptop pop
Known as the grimy limey slimy
Try me blimey
Simply smashing in a fashion
that's timely
Madvillain dashing in a beat
rhyme crime spree
We rock the house
like rock 'n roll
Got more soul than a sock
with a hole
Set the stage with a goal
To have the game locked in a cage
Getting shocked with a pole
Overthrow it like throwing
rover a biscuit
A lot of bitches think he's
overly chauvanistic
Let go his dick if that's the case
Rats, what a waste
More cats to chase
Dogs he got 'em like new powers
Woke up, wrote and spit the shit
in a few hours
Sheesh Been unleashed
since the glee club
Had your fam saying
please make me a dub
Well, since you ask kindly
Where he been behind the mask
Who can't find me
You're blind in the wine zone
Leave ya mind blown when he
shine with the 9
he's a rhinestonecowboy
Goony goo ooh loony koo-koo like
Gary Gnu off New Zoo Review
But who knew the mask had a
loose screw
Hell, could hardly tell
Had to like
It speaks well of the hyper bass
Wasn't even tweaked and it
leaked into cyberspace
Couldn't wait for the
snipes to place
At least a track list in bold
print typeface
Stopped for a year
Come back with thumb tacks
Pop for the beer
We're hip hop sharecroppers
Used to wear flip flops, now
rare gear coppers
He's in it for the quiche
You might as well not ask for no
free shit, capiche
Oh my aching hands
From raking in grands and
breakin in mic stands
Villain - his smile stuns ya chick
While he puts himself
in your shoes
Run ya kicks
You heard it on the radio-tape it
Play it in your stereo, your
crew'll go apeshit
he smells 'em like a hunch
The same intuition that tells
who spiked the punch Curses
He's truly the worsest
With enough rhymes to spread
Throughout the boundless universes
Let the beat blast
She told him wear the mask
He said you bet your sweet ass
Its made of fine chrome alloy
Find him on the grind
He's the rhinestone cowboy