You always wanted a real nice lawn
Now your whole back yard is gone
Too bad you tried to cut your grass
Too bad that you ran out of gas
You drank just one too many beers
Now it's in your car and back to sears
It ate up half your bedroom rug
But now you've got brand new sparkplugs
You gotta bitchin mower now
You think you are the cats meow
You only have yourself to thank
When we put draino in your tank