I got a zac in the back of me pocket (cha cha char) of my new second hand pair of jeans, with me two bob watch and a nip of scotch and a paper bag and( a paper bag )full mandarins.
Once I had lots of money in the bank, but that’s all gone to pot, because my wife ran off with my very best mate and took the blinking lot ,and left me sitting with a zac in the back
Of me pocket (cha cha char) of my new second hand pair of jeans, with my two bob watch and a nip of scotch and a paper bag and (a paper bag) full mandarins.
Once I had me a fair dinkum cobber and a real bonzer matey named Vince,
one day I loaned him a brick and that did the flaming trick cause I aint seen Vince since.
And she left me sitting with a zac in the back of me pocket (cha cha char)of my new second hand pair of jeans with me two bob watch and a nip of flaming scotch and a paper bag and(a paper bag) full of mandarins.
Discovered oil then I found me a beauty, a real grouse sort that’s mine , when the oil well stopped gushing she run off with a Russian then all the well went dry,
and she left me sitting with a zac in the back of me pocket (Cha Cha Char )of my new second hand pair of jeans with me two bob watch and a nip of bleeding scotch and a paper bag and (a paper bag) full of mandarins.
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Me blinking oath there’s a moral to me story lend ,money to a friend and you’ll see, you may lose your friend and may also lose your dough and wind up broke like me ,beneath me with a circle of a zac in the back of me pocket (cha cha char) of my new second hand pair of jeans, with me two bob watch and a nip of scotch and a paper bag and( a paper bag )full mandarins.