There's great danger
For the loneliest ranger in town
No silver bullets
Tonto's split the scene
Chorus
Next week will solve your problems
But now, fish fingers all in a line
The milk bottles stand empty
Stay glued to your TV set
Verse 2
There's great danger
At hand most caped crusader of all
No cloak of justice
Robin's quit the scene
Chorus
Next week will solve your problems
But now, fish fingers all in a line
The milk bottles stand empty
Stay glued to your TV set
Outro
Stay glued to your TV set
Stay glued to your TV set
Stay glued to your TV set
Stay glued to your TV set
Stay glued to your TV set
Oh, why, don't ya, don't ya, don't ya
Stay glued to your TV set
Stay glued to your TV set
Oh, why, don't ya, don't ya, don't ya
Stay glued to that and your TV set