Drivin' down the highway at night
When you feel that Wild Turkey's bite
Don't give Johnny Walker a ride,
'Cause Jack Flash is right by your side
You might get taken to a jailhouse and find
You been arrested for driving while blind
Now just the other night with nothin' to do
And a case of Proof 1-0-2.
I started itchin' for that wonderful feel
Of rollin' in an automobile
Now you could say we were out of our minds,
But let me tell ya, we were flyin' while blind.
Then he had us up against the wall,
Hey! it's only blood-grain alcohol
There ain't no cause for alarm
We ain't out to do nobody no harm
Now how could anyone be so unkind
As to arrest a man for driving while blind?