Tonight I will be Miss
Saigon
Tonight you'll be miss
jumped upon
I'll win a GI and be gone
he'll screw you with
your crown still on
what happens when
the Cong attack
they'll rip the hot pants
off your back
the VC all wear
basic black
is this the way you
make a chest
hey give that virgin
act a rest
you are my first American
allez allez allez
why does it take all day
get your asses on stage
I'm raising cash tonight
tonight I will be Miss
Saigon
tell yourself that your
passport's standing
at the bar
tonight I will be Miss
Saigon
each day these little
bums of yours are
worth less and less
rake in the dollars now
before the market
falls too far
look who I got out here
I can still engineer
it's like the old days
my little gamines
oh sure
you know who's out
here a gang of marines
they're here
we'll clean them out the
American way
yes sir
for something free they
don't care what they pay
why are you in
that dress
ah it's my new princess
ah yes
that bridal gown gives
you some class
lower your eyelids as
you pass
men pay a lot for
virgin ass
allez allez allez
get out and do
your song
don't make the show
too long
voila' on stage all
welcome to
Dreamland