8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing. She doesn't notice me!
Cause she is watchin' wrestling Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably, Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing. She'll never notice me!
Cause she is watchin' wrestling Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in her eyes
She likes 'em with a mustache Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably, Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
There she goes again With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated All I wanted was to see her naked!
Now I am watchin' wrestling Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....
It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably, Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!