I was walking through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
Run faster, jump higha
Maaaan, I’m not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the grouuuund
You must think I’m a joke
I aint gonna be part of this system
Maaaan, pump that garbage in another mans veins
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude says, you come here all the time, here’s one free
I said maaan, what I look like a charity case
I took it and threw it on the grouuuund
I don’t need your handouts
I’m an adult
Please, you can’t buy me, hot dog man
At the farmers market with my so-called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad
Maaan, this aint my dad, this is a cell phone
I threw it on the grouuuund
What you think I’m stupid
I’m not a part of this system
My dads not a phone, duuuuh
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this, eat it
Happy birthday to the grouuuund
I threw the rest of the cake too
Welcome to the real world, jackass
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this and this and that and even this
I’m an aduuuuult
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
grouuuund
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies
Then the two phonies got up, turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt hole
I fell to the ground
The phonies didn’t let up
Tasing on my butt hole over and over
I was screamin and squirmin, my butt hole was on fire
The moral of this story is
You can’t trust the system
maaaaaaan