Well you look like the kind who's got a eye for a bargain
A kind of guy who likes to shop around
Well I got me this old heart that I'm puttin' on the market
And I'll make you a deal you can't turn down
Have I got a deal for you
A heart that's almost like brand new
And I'll let it go so cheap
You'll think you stole it before your threw
Have I got a deal for you
Well you could search the whole world over and never find another like it
It's got a built in lifetime gaurentee
It's a one time only offer and darling once you try it
Your goin' to fall in love with it you'll see
Have I got a deal for you
A heart that's almost like brand new
And I'll let it go so cheap
You'll think you stole it before your threw
Have I got a deal for you
Well sure I'll admit that it's been used a time or two
But have I got a deal for you