WHAT'S THAT MAN HOLDIN' IN HIS HAND?
HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE A GUY I KNEW WAY BACK WHEN.
IT'S SILLY WILLIE WITH THE PHILLY BAND, COULD BE, OO-WEE.
TELL ME, WHAT'S THAT MAN MOVIN' CROSS THE STAGE?
IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE THE ONE USED BY JIMMY PAGE.
IT'S LIKE A RELIC FROM A DIFF'RENT AGE, COULD BE, OO-WEE.
IF THERE'S A ROCK SHOW AT THE CONCERTGEBOW,
THEY'VE GOT LONG HAIR AT THE MADISON SQUARE,
YOU'VE GOT ROCK AND ROLL AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL.
WE'LL BE THERE, OH YEAH!
HOO!
THE LIGHTS GO DOWN, THEY'RE BACK IN TOWN, OKAY.
BEHIND THE STACKS YOU GLIMPSE AN AXE.
THE TENSION MOUNTS, YOU SCORE AN OUNCE OLE,
TEM'RATURE'S RISIN' AS YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR EYES.
IF THERE'S A ROCK SHOW AT THE CONCERTGEBOW,
YOU'VE GOT LONG HAIR AT THE MADISON SQUARE,
THEY'VE GOT ROCK AND ROLL AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL. (OH!)
WE'LL BE THERE, (ooh, ooh, ooh) OH YEAH!
YOU KNOW THERE IS A...
IN MY GREEN METAL SUIT I'M PREPARING TO SHOOT UP THE CITY,
AND THE RING AT THE END OF MY NOSE MAKES ME LOOK RATHER PRETTY.
IT'S A PITY THERE'S NOBODY HERE TO WITNESS THE END,
SAVE FOR MY DEAR, OLD FRIEND AND CONFIDANTE, MADEMOISELLE KITTY,
(Kitty) KITTY, KITTAY! HA! HA! HA!
AH HEY!
OH! OH!
OH, NOW, WHAT'S THAT MAN MOVIN' TO AND FRO'?
THAT DECIBEL METER DOESN'T SEEM TO BE READING LOW.
BUT THEY WAS LOUDER AT THE RAINBOW, COULD BE, OO-WEE.
IF THERE'S A (rock show) AT THE CONCERTGEBOW,
THEY'VE GOT (long hair) AT THE MADISON SQUARE,
YOU'VE GOT (rock and roll) AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL. (Bowl)
WE'LL BE THERE, (ooh, ooh, ooh) OH YEAH!
IF THERE'S A (rock show) AT THE CONCERTGEBOW,
THEY'VE GOT (long hair) OH, AT THE MADISON,
(Rock and roll) AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL.
(Rock show) - (YEAH!)
(Rock show) - COME ON, ROCK AND ROLL, GIVE IT TO ME, SIR!
(Rock show) - ROCK AND ROLL AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL.
(Rock show) - SURE TO MOVE ME! (long hair)
(Rock show) - I'M TAKING YOU THERE. (rock and roll)
(Rock and roll) - OH YEAH, AT THE MADISON.
(Rock show) - OH, ROCK SHOW, COME ON, LET'S...
(Long hair) - AH, PROFESSOR, YEAH!
(Rock show) - YEAH! (rock and roll)
"WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THAT THERE, HUH?
OH, IT'S YOU, BABE! THAT'S ALL RIGHT!
COME ON, LET'S GO DOWN,
COME ON, BABY, WE'RE GOIN' TO THE ROCK SHOW!
REMEMBER LAST WEEK WHEN I PROMISED YOU I WAS GONNA BUY
A GOOD SEAT AT THE ROCK SHOW?
WELL, I'VE BOUGHT IT!
COME ON NOW! NOW GET YOUR DRESS ON!
PLACE YOUR WIG ON STRAIGHT, WE CAN'T BE LATE!
COME ON, WE'VE GOT A DATE!
WE'RE GOIN' DOWN TO THE ROCK SHOW!"
AH, AH, AH, AH, AH,
AH, AH, AH, AH, AH,
AH, AH, AH, AH,
AH, AH, AH, AH,
AH, AH, AH, AH,
AH, AH, AH, AH.
AH, AH, AH,
AH, AH.