Sitting in the house
with my trainers on
Winter ain't about
so the days are long
We all planned a trip
to the beach
But I spent too many
minutesin the shower
so my mates are gone
They did warn me
but I'm a tiny bit vexed
I'll give 'em all piece
of my mind in a text
And if they ring my phone
I'll pretend I can't hear it
You could probably call it
a fight to the death
As soon as I could
talk any sense as a kid
They said my attitude was
beastly it still is
Proof that I was born
to be an offensive king
The only guy ruder then
me is prince Philip
I'm not sorry that they have
to read my nonsense
I showered for long enough
to clean my conscious
And how could I be
when they're out by the sea
While I'm trying to keep
my head above deeper problems
This is not a happy song
I've got it badly wrong
It's my chance
and now it's gone Wooh
It's a nice day for those plans
But time waits for no man
You're try'na call your gang
They're lying on the sand
And if sitting in your
house is your business now
And to figure it out
you sent signals out
But you fear they were ignored
You're the chairman of the bored
It's a nice day for those plans
But time waits for no man
You're try'na call your gang
They're lying on the sand
And if sitting in your
house is your business now
And to figure it out
you sent signals out
But you fear they were ignored
You're the chairman of the bored
Sitting in the shade
as the day drags on
Had a cigarette break
that was eight fags long
The future doesn't look
that bright to me
And it ain't because
Pane has Ray bans on
So I've given up I'm getting
sick of calling me mates
And I'm looking
for a heroine it's all in vain
It's the wrong day to phone
girls they're fiancees
I'd give them a ring
but they're all engaged
Can't go for a ride cause
my bike's f*cked up
I consult my neighbor
and see if he can fix it
Doesn't think the problem
can be solved today
Cause it involves more labour
than a Miliband trip
I give up all hope
It gets dramatic
I even watch a couple of soaps
Then a girl calls back
and says can we meet in an hour
Hmm
I'm guessing
I'll be needing a shower
This is not a happy song
I've got it badly wrong
It's my chance
and now it's gone Wooh
It's a nice day for those plans
But time waits for no man
You're try'na call your gang
They're lying on the sand
And if sitting in your
house is your business now
And to figure it out
you sent signals out
But you fear they were ignored
You're the chairman of the bored
It's a nice day for those plans
But time waits for no man
You're try'na call your gang
They're lying on the sand
And if sitting in your
house is your business now
And to figure it out
you sent signals out
But you fear they were ignored
You're the chairman of the bored
I'm searching for a way
to make things right
All I've been into so far
is wasting time
So instead of going
hunting for action
I'll just sit right here and
wait for something to happen
It's a nice day for those plans
But time waits for no man
You're try'na call your gang
They're lying on the sand
And if sitting in your
house is your business now
And to figure it out
you sent signals out
But you fear they were ignored
You're the chairman of the bored
It's a nice day for those plans
But time waits for no man
You're try'na call your gang
They're lying on the sand
And if sitting in your
house is your business now
And to figure it out
you sent signals out
But you fear they were ignored
You're the chairman of the bored