Took a walk in the park for a laugh we drank sparking wine
Oh yeah it was dark trees could not be identified
The girl you were with, did she have you on your knees?
I shut my mouth my ears i don't want to hear you please
Now you're sipping shool going to listen to records
Wrapped up in mohair dissing your elders
Dip a chocolate figner take a sip from my cup
Remember what your dad says button your lip
CHORUS
You've got to toughen up for him
He's the kind who will do you in
I should know that its no fun
You will never be Number One
Number One son
God I've tried to help but I think I just hinder
Ask a better girl could she ever be kinder
Love unlike lightning can strike you twice
I don't know much, please take my advice
CHORUS
You've got to toughen up for him
He's the kind who will do you in
I should know that its no fun
You will never be Number One
Number One son