Now you`re here so have no fear
I`m just your friendly guide
So come along coz you belong, you joined us when you died
From your birth until your final breath
I`m proud to say you finally entertained yourself to death
Welcome to the congregation
I hope we meet your expectation
A little tiny pinch of deviation
We understand what you had planned goes by another name
Where bluebirds sing and church bells ring
well isn`t that a shame
Your application sadly was denied
But let`s be clear we love you here
you`re on the other side
Welcome to the congregation
I hope we meet your expectation
We promise it won`t stain your reputation
Ah, as you can see over here the broken glass
chamber are the boys from wall street
Let`s here it for the boys
And here in the eternal mariachi room
for the defrocked priest and telemarketers
And the totally fiery pit of boiling death
the lawyers, pimps and mimes
Welcome to the congregation
Welcome to the congregation
Welcome to the congregation
I hope we meet your expectation
So thanks for dropping by here
We`re really gonna try here
But in the end you know you`re gonna
fry fry fry here
excuse me sir is there a bathroom here