SOMEBODY BROUGHT THE JUICER,
I THOUGHT I'D TAKE A SIP.
CAME OFF THE RAILS SO CRAZY,
MY SENSES TOOK A DIP.
BEFORE THE BOTTLE HIT THE FLOOR
AND I HAD TIME TO THINK,
I WAS BLINDED BY DESIRE,
THE ELEPHANT TURNED PINK.
AND THE REST IS SIMPLY SHADY,
IT'S ALL BEEN DONE BEFORE.
BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE LIFE EASY, THAT'S FOR SURE.
YOU MAY THINK ABOUT A LADY,
CAUSE YOURSELF A MINOR WAR,
AND YOUR LIFE WON'T BE SO EASY ANYMORE.
NO SOONER HAD I SOWN IT,
WHEN I BEGAN TO REAP.
I WAS TORN FROM SHALLOW WATER,
PLUNGED INTO THE DEEP.
AND AS I STARTED DROWNING,
I CLUNG UNTO A STRAW,
THAT SOMEHOW KEPT ME FLOATING
WHILE THE MADNESS CRAVED FOR MORE.
AND THE REST IS SIMPLY SHADY,
IT'S ALL BEEN DONE AND MORE.
BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE LIFE SIMPLE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
YOU MAY THINK ABOUT A LADY,
LET HER IN THROUGH YOUR FRONT DOOR,
BUT YOUR LIFE WON'T BE SO EASY ANYMORE.
A PEBBLE IN THE OCEAN
MUST CAUSE SOME KIND OF STIR,
AND WITNESSED BY THE SILENCE,
WILL REACH FROM HERE TO THERE.
THE ACTION THAT I'VE STARTED,
SOMETIME I'LL HAVE TO FACE.
MY INFLUENCE IN MOTION,
REBOUNDING BACK THROUGH SPACE.
AND THE REST IS SIMPLY SHADY,
IT'S ALL BEEN DONE BEFORE.
BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE LIFE EASY, THAT'S FOR SURE.
YOU MAY THINK OF SEXY SADIE,
LET HER IN THROUGH YOUR FRONT DOOR,
BUT YOUR LIFE WON'T BE SO EASY ANYMORE.
CAUSE YOURSELF A MINOR WAR,
BUT YOUR LIFE WON'T BE SO EASY ANYMORE.
YOU MAY THINK OF SEXY SADIE,
LET HER IN THROUGH YOUR FRONT DOOR,
BUT YOUR LIFE WON'T BE SO EASY ANYMORE.