Right now he''s probably slow dancing
with that bleach blonde tramp
and she''s probably getting thirsty
Right now he''s probably buying her some
fruity little drink ''Cause she can''t shoot whiskey
Right now he''s probably behind her with a pool
stick showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don''t know
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little
souped up four wheel drive
carved my name into his leather seats
I took a louisville slugger to both headlights
slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he''ll think before he cheats
Right now she''s probably up singing some
white trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now she''s probably saying I''m drunk
and he''s thinking that he''s gonna get lucky
Right now he''s probably dabbing on three
dollars worth of that bathroom polo
And he don''t know
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little
souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a louisville slugger to both headlights
slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he''ll think before he cheats
I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl
''Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh~ you know it won''t be on me
No~ Not on me
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little
souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a louisville slugger to both headlights
slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he''ll think before he cheats
Maybe next time he''ll think before he cheats
Oh~ Before he cheats