She came in through the bathroom window protected by a silver spoon But now she sucks her thumb and wonders By the banks of her own lagoon Didn't anybody tell her Didn't anybody see Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me She said she's always been a dancer She worked at fifteen clubs a day And though she thought I knew the answer Well I knew what I could not say And so I quit the Police Department And got myself a steady job And though she tried her best to help me She could steal, but she could not rob Didn't anybody tell her Didn't anybody see Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me Oh, yeah