Just like all the rest- Ha
Yeah Well, I'm warning all you geeks, and I ain't funnin'
I don't beg for mercy, and I don't give none
If you're lookin' for trouble, I'll loan you some
So just step right up, if you're itchin' for a fight
Next thing you know- Pow Out go the lights
Instrumental
The Shadow Skit
I've never felt the case was completely solved
Oh well, let's forget that Whenever the ray is broken, the door opens without touching it
Yes, I have sometimes thought of my evil too dangerous To a certain friend of yours
I don't understand
A certain friend of yours- can hide himself from the human eye- but he has a physical being
And the photoelectric beam could detect his presence
This is- Dramatized version of one of the many copyrighted stories now on sale at your local- local-
All the characters and all the places named are fictitious
Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental
Ha Ha Ha
The wheat bears bitter fruit
Crime does pay
Ha ha ha
Outro Skit
Is there any rational explanation
For goodness sake Somebody block up that window, I can't hear myself think
If we push these two filing cabinets over to the right
Push I will push for my life Push
Yes, now I-