When I was 17
I wished I was 23
When I hit 23
I wished I was 17
Now I'm almost 29
I wish I was 85
It would be statistically
unlikely you'd be alive
Because I hate your guts
Shit I hate you so much
I hope you suffer a small
paper cut
I hope your boss makes you stay
for a half hour more
Because I hate your guts
And I wish
I didn't love you anymore
I hate the way you breathe
The stupid way you sneeze
How does everything you eat
End up stuck in your teeth
The way you steal the sheets
When we go to bed
As I guessed they're a hole
in the back of your head
Because I hate your guts
Shit I hate you so much
I hope the battery dies
on your phone
I hope your favourite TV show
fails to record
Because I hate your guts
And I wish
I didn't love you anymore
Wish I didn't love you woah
Wish I didn't love you woah
Wish I didn't love you woooaaah
I hope when I'm out on tour
You lose your keys to the door
Because I hate your guts
And I wish
I didn't love you anymore
Wish I didn't love you woah
Wish I didn't love you woah
Wish I didn't love you woooaaah
So you must be mistaken
If you want to date me
You'd be more respected
If you were to hate me
There's so many warnings
You choose to ignoreee
Because I hate your guts
And I wish
I didn't love you anymore
I HATE YOUR GUTS