Guys Michael Bolton is here
Oh great send him in
Hey guys
Hey thanks for coming
I'm really sorry I'm late
I just got caught up watching
the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon
Have you seen those things
Oh yeah those are great
Well I listened to your track
and I loved it
And I wrote you this big
sexy hook I think
you're gonna really dig
Oh wow that's great
You wanna just lay it down
Boys lets get to it to it to it to it
Here we go
Uh Lonely Island Michael Bolton Yeah
The night starts now
Together on the track
The boys are back
The night starts now
The night starts now baby roll with us
Chickies snapping at the neck
when we rolling up
Rolling up
Club front doors ain't no holding up
Black card at the bar like
I gives a fuck
Come on
Ladies shifty eyed
when we walk into the set
Fuck the fellas looking jealous
Play that back and get wet
YEAH YEAH
Gun at my waist shank in my sock
You either get cut get stuffed
or get shot
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas
What
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
Yeah that was kind of weird
but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar
so the groupies show us love
Keira Knightley
Mothafucking ice man
I'm the top gunna
Heater on blast
I'm the number one stunna
Jack Sparrow
Watch your girl
because I ain't your mister nice guy
More like the meet ya take you home
and fuck you twice guy
Yeah yeah
All dressed up with nowhere to run
I know I make you feel crazy
when I
Now back to the good part
From the day he was born
He yearned for adventure
NO
Oh Captain Jack Yeah
Giving them what for
He's the pauper of the surf
The jester of Tortuga
But in Davy Jones locker
What lies in store
Yeah we've seen the movie
Put your hands in the air
And say hell yeah come on
Captain Jack What
Johnny Depp No
From the front to the back
Say we count stacks come on
Davy Jones Nope
Giant squid Wrong
Michael Bolton
we're really gonna need you
to focus up
Roger that let me try it
with another film Wait
Life is a box of chocolates
and my name is Forrest Gump
Not better
Though I'm not the sharpest tool
in the shed
I give Jenny all my love
Come ON
Okay then I'm a legal aide
Erin Brockovich is my name
Oh God
Then you can call me Scarface
Snortin' mountains of cocaine
Close Enough
You cockroaches wanna play rough
Okay I'm reloaded HA HA
This is the tale of Tony Montana
Cubano flame
With Miami nuts
Got a basehead wife
Her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy
Just waiting to get fucked
Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is
a major cinephile
You complete me
Yeah yeah okay