This is a story of a man on the edge
Who all but lost his way until one day he discovered in his palms
A rocket launcher
Enjoy this tale of a personal rejuvenation redemption and scrubification
As told by the great Shaggy 2 Dope
Grand Papi was a World War II vet
And I found his bazooka set in the basement
With a bag of mortars
Yeah bitch I'm done taking orders
Dragged it outside and tried it out
Dropped the shell in and fired it out
Across the street to the neighbour's kitchen
And now half of their house's missing
Fuck yeah
I grabbed the rockets
Beer truck in the scope unlocked it
Blew the wheels off and flipped it twice
I'm realizing with the Zook Nice
And I'm dancing
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey
Bazooka
Bazooka Joey
And I'm dancing
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey
Bazooka
Bazooka Joey
I sent a hot one
Right through the doors
And let it mangled in a pile of boards
I swear my shoulder is loving the shot
Fucked up an H and R Block
I'm blowing new cop cars into stock yards
Bitch this is a bazooka
You not hard
See the swat team hiding in the limousine
It seems they smithereens
Pull out my hair screaming and laughing
Get shot at and shooting back in
Terrorizing
Paralyzing
Bazooka Baby
Electrifying
And I'm dancing
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey
Bazooka
Bazooka Joey
And I'm dancing
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey
Bazooka
Bazooka Joey
Raid vans you gotta be kidding
I take out a tank I ain't bullshittin'
Call me the crater creator
Drop you like a elevator
Big hater
Inaudible
'Drop your weapon'
All I can do is laugh
Who the fuck is you all demandin'
I leave a fuckin' ditch where you standin'
FOX news turn it up loud
Imma blow the ground to a mushroom cloud
So tune in before I get shot
Bazooka Joey blowin' up the spot
And I'm dancing
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey
Bazooka
Bazooka Joey
And I'm dancing
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey
Bazooka
Bazooka Joey
'Alright we need to secure the perimeter immediately
Woah wait a minute what is that
Woah woah woah get outta there
For christ sakes he's gotta god damn bazooka
Get the fuck up
And I'm dancing
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey
Bazooka
Bazooka Joey
And I'm dancing
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey
Bazooka
Bazooka Joey