This is all about the Locoman
Who tried to cut the world in two
Wrapped it up in chicken wire
And tried to drag it home
The grass and trees and roses
Mixed in with the sand and sea
Laid it out across the table
And got down on his knees
This is all about the time he stumbled
And tore a hole up in the sky
The clouds and thunder rumbled
Like a big truck driving by
This is about the Locoman
Who was messed up over you
He grew to the size of a mountain
That was all that he could do