Guy #1: Hi.
Guy #2: Hi.
#1: What's your name?
#2: I don't have one.
#1: What do you mean you don't have one? Everybody has a name. What do
people call you when they want to get your attention?
#2: "Hey."
#1: "Hay", like the grain?
#2: No, "Hey" like hey.
#1: What the hell does that mean?
#2: I don't know.
#1: Well, "Hey" isn't such a great name for a person. A guy should
have a name that he can be proud of. Do you have any
distinguishing physical attributes?
#2: Ummm... I only have one eye.
#1: Naah, "One Eye" sounds like a pirates name, and you're not a
pirate... are you?
#2: No, I'm an accountant.
#1: Any other weird features Mr. Accountant?
#2: Well, my arm's made out of velvet.
#1: There you go! We'll call you "Velvet Arm".
Velvet Arm: Sounds good to me.
#1: I love you, Velvet Arm.
Velvet Arm: I love you too, Guy #1.