weenie in a bottle Weird Al Yankovic

now I can't get it out (stuck my weenie in a bottle today, gonna shove it up all the way, I stuck my weenie in a bottle, oh no, i can't, just can't, someone help me out) Its turning purple, all

Buy Me a Condo Weird Al Yankovic

Gonna buy me a condo. Gonna buy me a Cuisinart. Get de wall-to-wall carpeting. Get de wallet full o' credit cards. I gonna buy me a condo. Never have to mow the lawn.

One of Those Days Weird Al Yankovic

Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted 'Cause it's just one of those days It's just one of those days I lost one of my socks in the drier

I'll Sue Ya Weird Al Yankovic

They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat I sued Earthlink cuz I called 'em up and they had the nerve to put me on hold I sued Starbucks cuz I spilled a Frappaccino in my lap and

The Weird Al Show Theme Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Weird Al Show Theme "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

Genius In France Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France

Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Weird Al Yankovic

I fall down a hole and that's when I realize I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. All right!

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Lame Claim To Fame Weird Al Yankovic

One time I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seagal Once I'm pretty sure Mr Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom stall My best friend's brother Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2 My neighbour's

Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic

At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the

Bob Weird Al Yankovic

BOB By Al Yankovic I, man, am regal - a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw

Belvedere Cruising Weird Al Yankovic

Now, you won't find me braggin' 'Bout my big green station wagon Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin' Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare Match my wits with a red Corvair And just the

Living With a Hernia Weird Al Yankovic

[Living in America/James Brown/1985] All I do is grunt and groan Hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr.

Livin' In The Fridge Weird Al Yankovic

There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive...

Another One Rides the Bus Weird Al Yankovic

[Another One Bites The Dust/Queen/1980] Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard, And the place was pretty packed. Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand, With the perverts in the back.

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Weird Al Yankovic

guy holding a sign that said "twine ball or bust" He smelled real bad and he said his name was Bernie I put in a Slim Whitman tape, my wife put on a brand new hair net Kids were in the back seat jumping

Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap

Dead Car Battery Blues Weird Al Yankovic

One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk How come I always lose My car has blown a fuse Oh

I Want a New Duck Weird Al Yankovic

[I Want A New Drug/Huey Lewis & The News/1984] I want a new duck. One that won't try to bite. One that won't chew a hole in my socks. One that won't quack all night. I want a new duck.

Traffic Jam Weird Al Yankovic

the middle) Right here in the middle of a traffic jam Trapped inside My automobile Cobwebs growin' On the steering wheel Now, I'm no genius But one thing I know I shouldn't have eaten that bag

Polkas on 45 Weird Al Yankovic

A fire in the sky. Smoke on the water. [Sex (I'm a...)/Berlin] (I'm a man) I'm a boy. (I'm a man) Well, I'm your mother. (I'm a man) I'm a one-night stand. (I'm a man) Am I by?

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then

TRASH DAY Weird Al Yankovic

TRASH DAY Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N Weird Al Yankovic

Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars. A race from a distant place, they came in UFO's shaped just like Cuban cigars. Man, oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal.

Ode To A Superhero (Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel) Weird Al Yankovic

one day he went to that science lab That mutated spider came down Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls And he's swingin' all over town La li la, li de da La la, li le la da dum Sling us a

The White Stuff Weird Al Yankovic

The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast You can see 'em in my teeth Tell it when I talk Had so many my pancreas just went into shock

Such a Groovy Guy Weird Al Yankovic

I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night. And when I look in the mirror, oh it's such an awesome sight. It makes me want to kneel down and pray. I'm so adorable and charming.

Nature Trail to Hell Weird Al Yankovic

Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you, The most horrifying film to hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop, And he hacks up two or three in every scene.

Yoda Weird Al Yankovic

[Lola/The Kinks/1970] I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S O D A, soda. I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.

Midnight Star Weird Al Yankovic

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less, At the checkout counter at the local grocery store.

One More Minute Weird Al Yankovic

pictures in two, And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go, Just because it reminds me of you.

Trash Day (Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly) Weird Al Yankovic

You better hold your nose (Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) Boy there's a lot in here (a lot) And every day it grows (Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)

Spam Weird Al Yankovic

./1988] Spam in the place where I live. (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy) Spam in my lunchbox at work.

Stop Dragging My Car Around Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone. What a bummer, I as so brought down. I had to chase that tow truck a over town, yellin' Stop draggin' my... Stop draggin' my...

Gump Weird Al Yankovic

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park My name is Forrest, he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates He's Gump, He's Gump

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

She says "I kinda had a big lunch. So I'm not super hungry." I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either But I could eat." She said "So whadya have in mind?"

Carnival of the Animals Part Two, Introduction Weird Al Yankovic

This is a new composition which features A random assortment of all living creatures You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same As the one by Camille Saint what's-his-name Camille, in his

Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic

Everybody shut up, WOO Everyone listen up Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey If you can't write in the proper way If you don't know how to conjugate Maybe you flunked that class And maybe now

Bedrock Anthem Weird Al Yankovic

Well I've got I've got a woman named Wilma Well I've got I've got a baby named Pebbles Well I've got I've got a doggy named Dino We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino Well I've got a

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Weird Al Yankovic

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise They grew

Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic

Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret A bad mistake I can't forget And now I'll never be the

Mission Statement Weird Al Yankovic

We must all efficiently Operationalize our strategies Invest in world class technology And leverage our core competencies In order to holistically administrate Exceptional synergy We'll set a brand trajectory

Ebay Weird Al Yankovic

Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) Weird Al Yankovic

Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

Tuesday morning, 815 I was riding to work on the Jackson Park Express Seemed like any other day Then my whole world changed In a way I never could have guessed Cause she walked in Took the seat right across

You Make Me Weird Al Yankovic

You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall. You make me watch the Gong Show. There's really something kinda strange about you, baby, but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it.

Polkarama! Weird Al Yankovic

[Chicken Dance] ["Let's Get it Started" by Black Eyed Peas] Let's get it started (ha) let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha) let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha

The Saga Begins "Weird Al" Yankovic

A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't

The Saga Begins Yankovic, "Weird Al"

A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't