Christmas at Ground Zero Weird Al Yankovic

It's Christmas at Ground Zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin' While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at Ground Zero The button has been

Spatula City Weird Al Yankovic

Where do you go when you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost? Spatula City! Spatula City! And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale.

Nature Trail to Hell Weird Al Yankovic

Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you, The most horrifying film to hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop, And he hacks up two or three in every scene.

Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Weird Al Yankovic

Ol' Jed was shootin' at some food. When all of a sudden, right up from the ground there, Well, there came a bubblin' crude. Oil, that is. Well, maybe you call it Black gold or Texas tea.

I'll Sue Ya Weird Al Yankovic

I sued Neman Markus cuz they put up their christmas decorations way outta season! I sued Ben Affleck.. aww do I even need a reason? Uh! If I sprain my ankle when I'm robbin' your place!

Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Christmas

Party Dt The Leper Colony Weird Al Yankovic

PARTY AT THE LEPER COLONY by Al Yankovic Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night

Party at the leper colony Weird Al Yankovic

and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night, it's the place to be Everybody cut footloose with me At

Genius In France Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France

Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?)

When I Was Your Age Weird Al Yankovic

today You just don't appreciate all the things you've got We were hungry, broke and miserable And we liked it better that way There were seventythree of us living in a cardboard box All I got for Christmas

Spam Weird Al Yankovic

(oh boy) Spam in my lunchbox at work. (it's the best) Really makes a darn good sandwich, any way you slice it at all. If you're running low, go to the store.

White And Nerdy Weird Al Yankovic

They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at

Livin' In The Fridge Weird Al Yankovic

There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive...

Fatter Weird Al Yankovic

Fatter, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Fatter Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola Yogurt, butterscotch, granola Look at me, I'm fatter I'm fatter, I'm fatter Friends all gather

Lame Claim To Fame Weird Al Yankovic

in the very next bathroom stall My best friend's brother Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2 My neighbour's baby sitter Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue I swear Jack Nicholson Looked right at

CNR Weird Al Yankovic

Match Game give him a piggyback ride Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up Gene Ninja warrior, master of disguise He could melt your brain with his laser-beam eyes, Oh yeah Oh yeah He had his own line at

Velvet Elvis Weird Al Yankovic

My life, it used to be incomplete, Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet. My life it won't be the same again. Now I'm proud to say the king lives on inside my den.

Phony Calls Weird Al Yankovic

fast Little Melvin has a natural obsession Askin' for Prince Albert in a can He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan He's callin' strangers up at

Craigslist Weird Al Yankovic

trade you for my old wheelbarrow And a slightly-used sombrero And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist Craigslist I'm on Craigslist, baby, come on Yeah Well, we shared a quick glance Saturday at

Tacky Weird Al Yankovic

me shame, I said because I'm tacky 43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate because I'm tacky Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date because I'm tacky Practice my twerking moves in line at

Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity

Skipper Dan Weird Al Yankovic

I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away I graduated first in my class at Juilliard Took every acting workshop I could And I dreamed of Hollywood While I read my Uta Hagen and

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

say Hello, Haven't seen you on this bus before I gave her a look that said Huh, Life is funny, you never know what's in store By the way, your hair is beautiful I bet it smells like raisins She looked at

Mission Statement Weird Al Yankovic

awareness of functionality Promoting viability Providing our supply chain with diversity versity, ooooh We will distill our identity Through client centric solutions And synergy Oooooh oooh oooh Ahhhhhh At

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at Big Roy's Eating And Plumbing So one night when my family the I were gathered 'round the dinner table I said, "Kids, if

Toothless People Weird Al Yankovic

Toothless people...old and feeble, what I say No more of those pearly whites will they possess Their oral hygiene is frightful...a mess Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease At

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

Almost there at the drive-thru Now we're here at the drive thru Here in line at the drive-thru Did I mention the drive-thru? Well here we are In the drive-thru line, me and her.

That Boy Could Dance Weird Al Yankovic

call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't much to look at

Free Delivery Weird Al Yankovic

Late at night, you're hungry You're craving some pizza Let me be the one that you call Olive or anchovy Perhaps pepperoni Anything you want, we've got it all Near, far, I'll jump in my car

Dead Car Battery Blues Weird Al Yankovic

I, went to see my mechanic He said, "Okay, now what is wrong" I told him my car wouldn't start He said, "This shouldn't take very long" So he replaced all my plugs and my points And he looked at

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too Workin' like a dog at the synagogue He's there all day, he's there all day Just say "Vay iz mir!"

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi "Weird Al" Yankovic

Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too Workin' like a dog at the synagogue He's there all day, he's there all day Just say "Vay iz mir!"

Airline Amy Weird Al Yankovic

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go '

Midnight Star Weird Al Yankovic

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less, At the checkout counter at the local grocery store.

Syndicated Inc. Weird Al Yankovic

I will always be busy Watching my TV Oprah Winfrey talks to me Every day at three Then soon it'll be Wheel and Jeopardy Syndicated Incorporated Syndicated Incorporated Well, I'm in such ecstasy When

Virus Alert Weird Al Yankovic

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Virus Alert Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please We wanna give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning About a dangerous, insidious computer virus If

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck

Baby Likes Burping Weird Al Yankovic

burping You know my baby's kinda nauseating [burps] My little vulgar one is so gross 'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes [burps] And out in public it's embarrassing She'll burp at

Cavity Search Weird Al Yankovic

disease I'm gonna need some fillings Got twelve cavities Can you help me Have mercy Doctor, please My teeth are a fright Got a huge overbite Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me You jab at

Trigger Happy Weird Al Yankovic

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night There's no feeling any greater Than to shoot first and ask questions later

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N Weird Al Yankovic

Well well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp, And there's one the size of Central Park. They're usin' telephone poles to pick their teeth.

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Weird Al Yankovic

they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars I hope they're not plannin' to stay Who invited them here anayway Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars Well, well, look at

Whatever You Like Weird Al Yankovic

play Cribbage all night and baby you can have whatever you like(If you like) I said you can have whatever you like(If you like) yeah, yeah I can take you to the laundromat downtown and whatch al

The Hot Rocks Polka Weird Al Yankovic

[You Can't Always Get What You Want] I saw her today at the reception. A glass of wine in her hand. I knew she would meet her connection. At her feet was a footloose man.

Peter and the Wolf Weird Al Yankovic

The bird immediately flew up into the tree... while Bruce the Duck quacked at Louie the Cat... from the middle of the pond.

Confessions Part III Weird Al Yankovic

gotta give you part three of my confessions, oh, oh Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor FYI (I), it was not a cold sore (not a cold sore) Whoops, my bad (hope you're not sore at

Callin` In Sick Weird Al Yankovic

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun And trying not to squint Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from My belly button lint When I'm sick of takin' abuse I just make up some lame excuse

Callin' In Sick Weird Al Yankovic

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun And trying not to squint Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from My belly button lint When I'm sick of takin' abuse I just make up some lame excuse Freedom's

Like A Surgeon Weird Al Yankovic

I was last in the class, Barely passed at the institute. Now I'm tryin' to avoid Yeah, I'm tryin' to avoid A malpractice suit. Hey, like a surgeon, Cuttin' for the very first time.