To Be The Best Tenacious D

To be the best We got to pass the test We gotta make it all the way To the top of the mountain We can do it again!

tribute tenacious d

[spoken] This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute. Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.

Classical Teacher Tenacious D

[K:] S'good... s'good [J:] Y'know I've been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be the best fucking band in the world. [K:] Well yeah, me too!

Friendship Tenacious D

It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, Say a prayer for me, 'Cause it's rare to be In Tenacious D.

The Divide Tenacious D

What's it gonna be Kyle? You have to decide. Tits or destiny? Tits. Whooooahahaha! Ahhh!!! WHYYYY GO!!

Deth Starr Tenacious D

The world is fucking turning to shit The earth don't stand a chance Hurricane typhoon will destroy the city We've got to clean up the skies and recycle We've got to stop the overpopulation But most

POD Tenacious D

Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child, you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane. It's just the Pick of Destiny child, More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.

Throw Down Tenacious D

Moses came down from the hill Holding the rules in his hand Looked all around Suddenly found No one was listening Now it's time to throw down So throw down Throw down We throw down Throw down

Roadie Tenacious D

Time to lug the gear Gotta get it on the stage My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day When I check the mic I fucka' check the mic I fucka' checka' checka' 1,2,3 I plug it in, I make

Wonderboy Tenacious D

"Wonderboy" High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds, There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly. Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck. Yeah, yeah.

Hard Fucking Tenacious D

We should talk about the hard fucking no The hard fucking?

Birthday Song Tenacious D

JB: (singng) Birthday Birthday Birthday for you It's hard to believe another year is through Slipping through the mists of time Cosmic traveler with mirror eyes Doth appear from between, his mother's

History Tenacious D

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!

The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Tenacious D

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage and Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies Rage Kage was left far behind

Rock Your Socks Tenacious D

The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off. There's no such thing as a rock prodigy, Cause rock 'n roll is bogus, right KG? ('Right!')

...Baby One More Time (from Kung Fu Panda 4) Tenacious D

Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know That something wasn't right here?

City Hall Tenacious D

All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up, Come along children and fuckin' rise!

Rize of the Fenix Tenacious D

call of attack And you\'ll know when you\'ve seen us The fuckin\' D is back, y\'all Lovemakin\' all the way to the top Boots smokin\', but I\'m not gonna stop Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance Hot-blooded

Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) Tenacious D

[Sasquatch] That's good, lets go an adventure, [JB] Yeah, la la la [Sasquatch] I've got lots to show you, la la la [JB] Can i be a sasquatch too?

Cock Pushups Tenacious D

Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out Yeah? Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready Yeah?

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Tenacious D

the world will be mine and you're first in line 세계는 이제 내것이다 너희가 첫번째 희생자지! you brought me the pick and now you both shall die! 여기로 나를 불렀으니 이제 둘다 죽어라! [JB] Wait! wait!Wait! 잠깐 잠깐 잠깐 기다려!

39 Tenacious D

She's 39, but she still looks young Not very young, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun 49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops

Low Hangin' Fruit Tenacious D

Well me and Kage are hungry We're hungry for some fruit We wander through the garden It would be a hoot To eat some low hanging fruit We're on a freaky pursuit Don't want no high class model in designer

The Metal Tenacious D

You can't kill the metal The metal will live on Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were stricken

Drive Through Tenacious D

JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake.

Drive-Thru Tenacious D

JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake.

The Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know.

Explosivo Tenacious D

What's the name of the song, Explosivo! Don't know what it's about, but it's good to go. What's the name of my girlfriend, I don't know. But she's built like the shit, and she's good to go, go.

Inward Singing Tenacious D

I Done It I Fuckin Did It The Most Powerful Tool In Singing Technology Since Yodeling Dude Omg Inward Singing What?

Double Team Tenacious D

Dip m뭪oe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin? [sung] That's the first thin?I say to you. How's it goin? Are you flowin?

Lee Tenacious D

If me and Lee and KG could be three, Flyin?free Tenaciously, Skinny-dippin?

kickapoo tenacious D

But yeah there was a black sheep, And he knew just what to do. His name was young J.B. And he refused to step in-line. A vision he did see of F**kin\' rockin\' all the time.

Dio Tenacious D

Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon.

Kyle Quit The Band Tenacious D

"Kyle Quit The Band" Last week, Kyle quit the band, Now we're back together, uh. Misunderstanding, didn't understand. It doesn't matter, now we're back together again. A-la la la la la.

Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know.

classico tenacious D

Can’t you see he’s the man, Let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man He\'s a shiny golden god.

Karate Tenacious D

With karate I'll kick your ass Here to Tiennamen Square. Oh yeah, muthafucka, I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere. You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka.

The Government Totally Sucks Tenacious D

The government totally sucks You motherfucker The government totally sucks Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed He was a genius but if he was here today

The Last In Line Tenacious D

We're the ship without a storm The cold without the warm Light inside the darkness That it needs, yeah We're a laugh without tear The hope without the fear We are coming, home We're off to the witch We

Master Exploder Tenacious D

Sorry I did not mean, (he did not mean) to blow your mind (to blow your mind) But that shit happens to me, all the time! Now take a look (take a look) tell me what do you see?

Baby Tenacious D

I Can't Get to Sleep Tonight 오늘 밤은 잠을 이룰 수가 없네 No Matter How Hard I Try 내가 어떻게 어렵게 시도했든 상관없어 Cause It's Cold and It's Dark 왜냐면밖은 춥고 어둡기 때문이지 And The Wind is a Whistlin' 그리고 바람은 서늘하고 And I Can't

Señorita Tenacious D

I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong My body's shakin' out of control His name is Larry, oh he's really scary Drinkin' at the fuckin' bar Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder Tell

Car Chase City Tenacious D

Car chase city, That's the name, Of my game. It was all proven, Now its totally lame! KG really fucking, Blew us some ass! Now we're fucking, Headed for a, Total collapse!

Break In-City (Storm The Gate!) Tenacious D

The mission is clear, I'm going over there I'm going to do the mission I flip around the corner, flat as a pancake And then i- oh noo!

One Note Song Tenacious D

KG:Jack JB:yeah KG:do you think some people do you think that there's some people that arent really that are actually robots living among us JB:No KG:that we cant tell JB:No we dont have the technology

Kielbasa Tenacious D

I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. Now get it on!

Jesus Ranch Tenacious D

He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright. I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside. Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagiggagoogoogwillgo.

Tribute Tenacious D(터네이셔스 디)

This is the greatest and best song in the world. \"Tribute\"... Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here. We was hitchhiking down a long a lonesome road.

Fuck Her Gently Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some

Spiderman Tenacious D

Nike shoes I can see the fuckin BVD's outline, Oh fuck, stay totally still, Stay totally still, its fuckin Sasafrasquatch, I've been searching for him for ten years And now its my chance to capture