The Last In Line Tenacious D

don't come alone We are fire, we are stone We're the hand that writes Then quickly moves away We'll know for the first time If we're evil or divine We're the last in line, yeah We're the last in line

The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Tenacious D

in the dust of his dreams And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage he burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing

kickapoo tenacious D

And he refused to step in-line. A vision he did see of F**kin\' rockin\' all the time. He wrote a tasty jam And all the planets did align. ..::Jack Black (Son)::..

Kyle Quit The Band Tenacious D

"Kyle Quit The Band" Last week, Kyle quit the band, Now we're back together, uh. Misunderstanding, didn't understand. It doesn't matter, now we're back together again. A-la la la la la.

Drive Through Tenacious D

Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service? JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing.

Drive-Thru Tenacious D

Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service? JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing.

The Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know.

tribute tenacious d

[spoken] This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute. Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Tenacious D

the world will be mine and you're first in line 세계는 이제 내것이다 너희가 첫번째 희생자지! you brought me the pick and now you both shall die! 여기로 나를 불렀으니 이제 둘다 죽어라! [JB] Wait! wait!Wait! 잠깐 잠깐 잠깐 기다려!

Jesus Ranch Tenacious D

He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright. I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside. Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagiggagoogoogwillgo.

POD Tenacious D

In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage. When he buskin he was all the rage. He met Jables and he taught him well. All the techniques that were developed in hell.

Roadie Tenacious D

Time to lug the gear Gotta get it on the stage My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day When I check the mic I fucka' check the mic I fucka' checka' checka' 1,2,3 I plug it in, I make

Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know.

To Be The Best Tenacious D

To be the best We got to pass the test We gotta make it all the way To the top of the mountain We can do it again!

Throw Down Tenacious D

Moses came down from the hill Holding the rules in his hand Looked all around Suddenly found No one was listening Now it's time to throw down So throw down Throw down We throw down Throw down

Hard Fucking Tenacious D

We should talk about the hard fucking no The hard fucking?

Break In-City (Storm The Gate!) Tenacious D

The mission is clear, I'm going over there I'm going to do the mission I flip around the corner, flat as a pancake And then i- oh noo!

City Hall Tenacious D

All you people up there in City Hall, You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets. This is a song for the people in the streets, Not the people City Hall.

Inward Singing Tenacious D

I Done It I Fuckin Did It The Most Powerful Tool In Singing Technology Since Yodeling Dude Omg Inward Singing What?

39 Tenacious D

She's 39, but she still looks young Not very young, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun 49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops

Friendship Tenacious D

We're fighting a bear Now your life's in grave danger And you don't even care. It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, can't you see?

The Metal Tenacious D

You can't kill the metal The metal will live on Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were stricken

Deth Starr Tenacious D

The world is fucking turning to shit The earth don't stand a chance Hurricane typhoon will destroy the city We've got to clean up the skies and recycle We've got to stop the overpopulation But most

One Note Song Tenacious D

KG:Jack JB:yeah KG:do you think some people do you think that there's some people that arent really that are actually robots living among us JB:No KG:that we cant tell JB:No we dont have the technology

Kielbasa Tenacious D

Now I've been set loose-ah, I'm shooting my juice-ah, Right in your caboose. Now fuckin' get it on! Now get it on. Get it on!

Spiderman Tenacious D

(This song is done in improv so it's different every time) Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can, Is he strong, listen bud, he got the radio acting blah Hey-ohhh, there goes a spider man

Flutes & Trombones Tenacious D

Kage Wha Hey wh what's happenin' What are you doin' here Oh I just uh I think I forgot somethin' Just ya know Wait a second it's like 2am in the middle of the night Yeah And you're here in the

History Tenacious D

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!

Rock Your Socks Tenacious D

It's a rock block of Bach, That he learned in the school, Called the School of Hard Knocks!

Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) Tenacious D

[Sasquatch] Lets take a dip in the strawberry river, (la la la) [JB] Yay! [Sasquatch] C'mon! (C'mon baby lets go!)

Classical Teacher Tenacious D

[K:] S'good... s'good [J:] Y'know I've been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be the best fucking band in the world. [K:] Well yeah, me too!

Cock Pushups Tenacious D

Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out Yeah? Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready Yeah?

Low Hangin' Fruit Tenacious D

Well me and Kage are hungry We're hungry for some fruit We wander through the garden It would be a hoot To eat some low hanging fruit We're on a freaky pursuit Don't want no high class model in designer

Karate Schnitzel Tenacious D

Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up. (KG:) Whahahat? Wh? (JB:) Wake up. (KG:) What? (JB:) You ate my fuckin schnitzel. (KG:) What?

Birthday Song Tenacious D

thighs Blood slick and with purple skin The babe doth emerge from her vagina within While the mother screams like a witch; like a bitch Happy Birthday JB: (spoken) Stare into the cold light of life

Car Chase City Tenacious D

Car chase city, That's the name, Of my game. It was all proven, Now its totally lame! KG really fucking, Blew us some ass! Now we're fucking, Headed for a, Total collapse!

Fuck Her Gently Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some

Señorita Tenacious D

I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong My body's shakin' out of control His name is Larry, oh he's really scary Drinkin' at the fuckin' bar Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder Tell

The Divide Tenacious D

What's it gonna be Kyle? You have to decide. Tits or destiny? Tits. Whooooahahaha! Ahhh!!! WHYYYY GO!!

The Government Totally Sucks Tenacious D

The government totally sucks You motherfucker The government totally sucks Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed He was a genius but if he was here today

Rize of the Fenix Tenacious D

When The Pick of Destiny was released it was a bomb And all the critics said that the D was done The sun had set and the chapter had closed But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again

Dude (I Totally Miss You) Tenacious D

Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone?

Wonderboy Tenacious D

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

Explosivo Tenacious D

What's the name of the song, Explosivo! Don't know what it's about, but it's good to go. What's the name of my girlfriend, I don't know. But she's built like the shit, and she's good to go, go.

Double Team Tenacious D

Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin? [sung] That's the first thin?I say to you. How's it goin? Are you flowin? Listen honey, Thinkin?

Baby Tenacious D

I Can't Get to Sleep Tonight 오늘 밤은 잠을 이룰 수가 없네 No Matter How Hard I Try 내가 어떻게 어렵게 시도했든 상관없어 Cause It's Cold and It's Dark 왜냐면밖은 춥고 어둡기 때문이지 And The Wind is a Whistlin' 그리고 바람은 서늘하고 And I Can't

Karate Tenacious D

You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka. You muthafucka. Kyle betrayed me And then he lied tried to hide And I died deep inside And you know the reason why.

They Fucked Our Asses Tenacious D

They fucked our asses They fucked 'em hard But we kept our indie cred For the whole nine yards Ha They blocked our album They fucked our show But we marched through hill and ill Through the ice

Dio Tenacious D

Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon.

classico tenacious D

Can’t you see he’s the man, Let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man He\'s a shiny golden god.