I Wrote Holden Caulfield (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I loved you for the minute when you decided to tell me the truth I heard you and that night I cried for you I know that you're alone just like everyone else in the world Don't tell me that things don't

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I think of you every minute of just about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you from

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame quest to

Time Bomb (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Joined at the hip again with him tonight You're almost invincible aside from all the nods and smiles but I know that You're gonna blow up 'cause you're a time bomb All set to go off you're a time bomb

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I walk by your house while you're laying in bed Thoughts of rescuing you race through my head I'd rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect and while the blood dripped down our hands

If I Was You (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

So if you were in my shoes you're saying that you would basically have it made Well if I was in your boots I'm telling you I would be making things my way I'd take what's mine if I was you You'd never

Surf Goddess (Ben Weasel / Joe King) Screeching Weasel

It could have happened to anyone but it happened to me I fell in love with a west coast girl an amazon in ripped jeans Looking out at Lake Michigan wishing that I was there She's hanging ten out in Hollywood

Planet of the Apes (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes King

I Hate Your Guts on Sunday (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I hate your guts on Sunday no other day of the week I hate your guts on Sunday but Monday morning you look so sweetI hate your guts on Sunday and I'm not even sure why 'cause I love your guts on Friday

Nobody Likes You (Ben Weasel / Danny Vapid) Screeching Weasel

Nobody likes you you are such a drag Nobody likes you you are such a brat Nobody likes you you see Nobody likes you not me Nobody likes you you're ugly dumb and mean Everyone hates you pass the Dr...

I, ROBOT Screeching Weasel

I am a robot I might be paranoid But I'm a living breathing humanoid I am a rhombus I plod around like dough And I'm secure in everything I know Am I American Blue metal under skin No I'm not

I Need Therapy Screeching Weasel

I need therapy I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah My girlfriend left today When I said "But I love you babe" She just kicked me in the face Oh yeah I'm

HIGH AMBITIONS Screeching Weasel

I wanna live with Madonna I wanna lick Oprah I wanna go to Hollywood I wanna be a material man I have high ambitions (x3) I wanna write puzzles for Wheel Of Fortune I want god to make my

SAY NO TO AUTHORITY Screeching Weasel

I like Ronald Reagan He teaches me to be a man He shows me how to pull a scam In the name of Uncle Sam I like Edwin Meese the third He tells me how to spend my time Keeps nasty thoughts far from

RUBBER ROOM Screeching Weasel

Everything around me is turning into shit And I don't know what to do Everyone I know is having a fit 'Cause I haven't got a clue I don't know who I am Patience is wearing thin I think my head

LOVE Screeching Weasel

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show I don't wanna go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don't wanna be in

GUEST LIST Screeching Weasel

I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so I got her in I put her on the guest list at the show

I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL PSYCHOPATH Screeching Weasel

I realy hated high school it was such a drag everytime I walked the halls allthe kids would call me a fag I dodn't care for physical ed and I didn't care for history I wanted to blow up my high school

YOU BLISTER MY PAINT Screeching Weasel

i don't know what you're doing to me but i don't think it's the way it should be and i don't know what i'm doing i don't know what you're doing i don't know why you're picking on me but i know that's

SUPERMARKET FANTASY Screeching Weasel

I went through the automatic doors My shopping cart ran in to hers Our eyes met for a second, then she turned away And after just a little while I went in to the canned goods aisle And there she

CLAIRE MONET Screeching Weasel

Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got married That's the last we saw of her

I WANNA BE WITH YOU TONIGHT Screeching Weasel

I just know your name but still just the same I see you in my dreams at night I see you in my food when I eat I see your pretty mug I think that I'm in love If you kissed me I would blow up If you

Plastic Bag Screeching Weasel

you say i need help you're gonna read me the riot act i'm stuck in the refrigerator of your ignorance well i don't wanna be here today i don't wanna be here anyway i don't wanna suffocate in a plastic

HANGING AROUND Screeching Weasel

I walked around alone last night and tried to look at people like I did backthen I kinda wanted to just hang out remind myself what it was all about abouteverything I thought I shattered and left laying

WORK Screeching Weasel

Work (x12) I can't get up in the morning I feel like a sap like somebody's fool I work like a rat and I'm going insane I know it ain't right and I know it ain't cool So don't tell me (x3) what to

I WANNA BE NAKED Screeching Weasel

I wanna be naked I wanna be nude I wanna walk around in my birthday suit No more funny looks about the way I dress I'll show the whole world my nakedness I don't need no hangups, I wanna be naked

MY RIGHT Screeching Weasel

My right to say what I want And think the way I wanna think My right I wanna speak my mind My right to yell my right to scream My right no one's ever gonna Tell me what I have to do I'll live the

YOUR NAME IS TATOOED ON MY HEART Screeching Weasel

well i know that our love is for real but i thought you should know how i feel so you're not going anywehre won't fad away cause your name is tattoed on my heart and i'll alwasy be true don't

Your Name Is Tattooed on My Heart Screeching Weasel

well i know that our love is for real but i thought you should know how i feel so you're not going anywhere won't fad away cause your name is tattoed on my heart and i'll always be true don't forget that

CANCER IN MY BODY Screeching Weasel

I know that they're inside me Waiting to multiply And I want them out of there I've got a butcher knife I'll keep cutting 'til I find them 'Cause I want them out of there I don't care if you don't

STUPID OVER YOU Screeching Weasel

Madonna I'm in love It dosen't make too much sense But when I saw you on TV This sounds so ridiculous But I can't help the way I feel When I look at your chubby face Sandra I don't understand

I LOVE TO HATE Screeching Weasel

Love to hate I love to hate Deck the halls with Sharon Tate Love to hate I love to hate Assasinate, decapitate I need a dog that I can kick I need some to make me sick The girl that fills me with

WHAT IS RIGHT Screeching Weasel

What is right (x4) Gotta lot of people don't like my attitude I don't know what the fuck I should do If you think it's OK when I rip in a song Then why when I do it to you is it wrong I gotta

ASHTRAY Screeching Weasel

I can't pay the rent, the 20 bucks I made last week's already spent The landlord's at the door and there's dried beer and cigarette butts on the floor Can't seem to go to work and let some fucker

BATES MOTEL Screeching Weasel

Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies You can do just what you please Just don't get mother to irate And don't ever call me Master Bates A man should have a hobby, true But I got so bored I needed something

USED CARS Screeching Weasel

Used cars (x4) No money down sounds good to me Got monthly payments til I'm 93 Used cars (x4) I stopped to look and now I own A school bus and a '71 Olds SCREAMS OF DISBELIEF Zero percent financing

SOCIETY Screeching Weasel

I can't stand your right wing phonies I don't like you congress cronies You spend your days at shopping malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Society makes we want to puke (x2)

INSIDE OUT Screeching Weasel

Now everything you're telling me rips me up I swear I wish I'd make myself shut you up I've got a list here of things we talked about The ugliness you see's just me inside out And what I just

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

You left me there at the shopping mall You left me standing All I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zits Then a barrel full of slime rolled over me I was burning

LIKE A PARASITE Screeching Weasel

Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite think of all the cool things we could do like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite I wanna lick you head to toe like a parasite

VERONICA HATES ME Screeching Weasel

She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day She always has to start a fight She doesn't like the way I think She don't understand why i must drink to go out on Friday night But I

Celena Screeching Weasel

Celena looks at me and asks me if i know what's on tv and now she wants to know what's wrong with me and why I allways have to be so mean.

LEATHER JACKET Screeching Weasel

I wanna tell you what's on my mind And i wanna bill you for wasted time And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips I'm getting used to the fact you

FALLING APART Screeching Weasel

I'm in a dream because everything seems Like it's moving through some kind of fog I try to explain but the words come out strange And I don't know what I'm doing wrong Cause I'm in my own world

MAKING YOU CRY Screeching Weasel

I'm sick of putting you down pushing you around I'm tired of making you feel like you are an eel I tend to open my yap and make you feel like crap and I think you oughtta kick me out on my ass cause

WANNA DIE Screeching Weasel

I sit and watch the TV news To see If I can find some clues I know the world is all fucked up But it looks so slick in a one minute spot Wanna Die (x3) I don't wanna live I go to school - what

TRANCE Screeching Weasel

I haven't left the house in going on three days The air in here is getting stale but I don't know if I can take Another violent jab at the panic button on my brain I'm not snapping out of it and i

It's Not Enough Screeching Weasel

things are getting worse it's not working out everything is coming up upside down nothing ever changes it's a stupid waste and i give up it's not enough people say tomorrow's another day if that's true

EVERY NIGHT Screeching Weasel

I'm not feeling human anymore Half connected all the time Each night I document the things I've done The pointless points I've made for stupid reasons Every night I'm always the same You're

TOTALLY Screeching Weasel

Totally cool that your hair is blue I totally drool when I think about you Totally neat totally sweet Totally knocked me off my feet Totally rad but it's too bad You're not aware of all my plans