EXPERIENCE THE OZZFISH Screeching Weasel

I got a call last night from Warren Somebody told him his band is boring Warren was crying, he felt so bad Cause the punks don't like his bell-bottom pants Experience the Ozzfish (x2) I went

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame quest to

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I think of you every minute of just about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you from

THE HUNTER Screeching Weasel

God's creatures carcasses Laying all around Some stupid hick shot them all down Not for food, not for life, just for fucking fun I can't wait to see the day when animals carry guns, when animals

MAD AT THE PAPER BOY Screeching Weasel

MAd at the papaer boy that little nerd Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart ass runt Mad at the paper boy

HOLY HARDCORE Screeching Weasel

Holy harcore jesus christ Knocking our religious life Live by Crass, die by the sword We're punk rock servants of the lord You say that all you want is peace The Bible preaches anarchy You say

THE SCIENCE OF MYTH Screeching Weasel

If you've ever question beliefs that you hold you're not alone But you oughtta realize that every myth is a metaphor in the case or Christianity and Judaism there exist the belief that spiritual matters

MURDER IN THE BRADY HOUSE Screeching Weasel

Bobby Brady's dealing crack - Marcia's on the pill Mike's in bed with Alice + Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop Greg is trying on garter belts and Peter spent 3 nights in jail Murder in the Brady

The American Dream Screeching Weasel

Oh say can you see the star spangled banner flying can you see everyone holding hands and brightly smiling well I see rioting and I see bodies in the streets in the future of the american dream I

YOU BLISTER MY PAINT Screeching Weasel

i don't know what you're doing to me but i don't think it's the way it should be and i don't know what i'm doing i don't know what you're doing i don't know why you're picking on me but i know that's

Planet of the Apes (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes King

GUEST LIST Screeching Weasel

I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so I got her in I put her on the guest list at the show

You'll Be in My Dreams Today Screeching Weasel

I don't think that i'll ever forget the way you looked tonight forever in my mind I gave you stolen flowers and you gave me your last cigarette you'll be in my dreams today you showed me your new tattoo

PHASERS ON KILL Screeching Weasel

what to do a spaceship crew came crashing through my house captain kirk the stupid jerk punched me in the mouth why'd you pick this place you came from outer space if you're sleeping on my couch

I WANNA BE NAKED Screeching Weasel

I wanna be naked I wanna be nude I wanna walk around in my birthday suit No more funny looks about the way I dress I'll show the whole world my nakedness I don't need no hangups, I wanna be naked

Burn It Down Screeching Weasel

and now i wonder what's going on and who's really in another world while you're asleep the makeup you're wearing runs down your face like so many tears watch them piss away any hope for change any hope

The Girl Next Door Screeching Weasel

White girl living in the big city In a big apartment house She's living with her boyfriend now She drives off every day for school and work She washes dishes now And watches tv on the pull out couch

ASHTRAY Screeching Weasel

I can't pay the rent, the 20 bucks I made last week's already spent The landlord's at the door and there's dried beer and cigarette butts on the floor Can't seem to go to work and let some fucker

K-MART BLUES Screeching Weasel

K-Mart is the savings place I'd like to punch the customers in the face Get pissed off when it ain't priced right Cause the people who shop there ain't too bright

Surf Goddess (Ben Weasel / Joe King) Screeching Weasel

with a west coast girl an amazon in ripped jeans Looking out at Lake Michigan wishing that I was there She's hanging ten out in Hollywood two thousand miles away There's no doubt that you're just about the

I Can See Clearly Screeching Weasel

I can see clearly now the rain is gone I can see all obsticals in my way Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It's gonna be a bright sunshiney day I think I can make it now the rain is gone

The First Day Of Winter Screeching Weasel

the days are shorter now but you remember now i just wish that you weren't remembering that way you're gonna kill yourself everything is gray everything is not okay and i can't talk to you until i see

Radio Blast Screeching Weasel

The product you're trying to sell Isn't going over to well with me And I just wanna see it explode The stations have the feel of the pulse of the nation And I'm losing my lunch It's a rip off and

HARDCORE HIPPIE Screeching Weasel

27 Morons living on a tree Peace symbols, cheap, phony dime store beads Half the time flippin out on LSD Advocate non-violence you don't know how to fight Stupid, unobjective cause you think you're

Dummy Up Screeching Weasel

they want the truth but they keep on drawing blanks they torture you you're not giving up the facts they can't make you tell the truth they can't tell you what to do keep it mum when ask if you're a spy

Pervert At Large Screeching Weasel

creeping in the bushes spying on old ladies he's a trembling psycho fingering his wallet drooling like a baby waiting for the homos prancing all around in his garter belt and panties remembering the catholic

Mary Was an Anarchist Screeching Weasel

Mary was a girl with a cause she was simply fed up mary moved out to berkeley and stuck pins her face as a sort of statement against oppression of her sex mary took a walk in the park with a sign

SLOMOTION Screeching Weasel

Take stock of the situation assess the comlications that arise from our half truths the stage in this case is just a tool to make it possible for you to justify your blighted worldview I've got an

SUPERMARKET FANTASY Screeching Weasel

I went through the automatic doors My shopping cart ran in to hers Our eyes met for a second, then she turned away And after just a little while I went in to the canned goods aisle And there she

THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER Screeching Weasel

seasons will change and so will you i've seen the signs a million times before you try so hard to keep your cool what's the matter with today you're always planning somethin and that something's

Your Morality Screeching Weasel

appalled you don't stand for anything at all just listento your bitching whining accusations your petty provincialism i don't think i wanna be subject to your morality so safe inside your parents home surf the

GET OFF MY BACK Screeching Weasel

You're ourside looking in poking your finget at me And you know that's a really good way to lose that thing but i'm not gonna bite this time cause i know that you think you're right but the facts

Breaking Point Screeching Weasel

do you ever shut up do you ever shut up why not gossip about martina hingis you can rhyme her name with cunnilingus "the u.s. open's a piece of piss when you're a little swiss miss" she's at break point

EVERY NIGHT Screeching Weasel

I'm not feeling human anymore Half connected all the time Each night I document the things I've done The pointless points I've made for stupid reasons Every night I'm always the same You're

WHAT WE HATE Screeching Weasel

The way things go I don't think so The changes that alter us are a product of our own volition and we become what we hate It's not hard to figure out that you're scared when you act so much better

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I walk by your house while you're laying in bed Thoughts of rescuing you race through my head I'd rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect and while the blood dripped down our hands

I Wrote Holden Caulfield (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I loved you for the minute when you decided to tell me the truth I heard you and that night I cried for you I know that you're alone just like everyone else in the world Don't tell me that things don't

NICARAGUA Screeching Weasel

I don't give a fuck about nicaragua I don't give a shit about the President I don't care about suburban white kids Trying to show they've got compassion Politics are boring Politics are fucking

Celena Screeching Weasel

Celena wants to know, why i never seem to want to go to all the things her friends are going to and why we never do what she wants to.

TRANCE Screeching Weasel

I haven't left the house in going on three days The air in here is getting stale but I don't know if I can take Another violent jab at the panic button on my brain I'm not snapping out of it and i

PROFESSIONAL DISTRIBUTION Screeching Weasel

So you've heard we got the buzz We'll be so famous with you behind us Will you market us professionally? Can we be part of the music industry? PLEEZ????

CLAIRE MONET Screeching Weasel

Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got married That's the last we saw of her

COOL KIDS Screeching Weasel

there's a real cool club on the other side of town where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad about the other kids yea it's a real cool club and you're not part of it there's millie

SECOND FLOOR EAST Screeching Weasel

She falls asleep the same way every nightshe dreams of new worlds in the TV light she's lonely she's tired she's lonely she's crying it makes her feel like something is going on it makes her feel like

PSYCHIATRIST Screeching Weasel

Johnny got upset and drank a bottle of Sea Breeze Mommy figured out he wasn't too happy The family looks nice beu they're rotting inside They all hate eachother but nobody knows why So they go to

I LOVE TO HATE Screeching Weasel

Love to hate I love to hate Deck the halls with Sharon Tate Love to hate I love to hate Assasinate, decapitate I need a dog that I can kick I need some to make me sick The girl that fills me with

WANNA DIE Screeching Weasel

I sit and watch the TV news To see If I can find some clues I know the world is all fucked up But it looks so slick in a one minute spot Wanna Die (x3) I don't wanna live I go to school - what

GOOD MORNING Screeching Weasel

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling inside That words just can't describe

VERONICA HATES ME Screeching Weasel

She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day She always has to start a fight She doesn't like the way I think She don't understand why i must drink to go out on Friday night But I

SUNSHINE Screeching Weasel

It might seem like we're not the only ones to tell you But who's in charge of your destiny Some dumb fucker or is it you know It's not what's in between your legs But what's inside your head that