QUART IN SESSION NoFX

It's funny how nothing seems much fun Anymore to me now that I quit the drink 'Cause Soberness, it might be what I need But it's certainly not how I wanna be Nothing seems much fun anymore to me ...

Lager In The Dark NoFX

Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager

FALLING IN LOVE NoFX

Blast oxygen masks, smoke filled cabin Depressurize, don't be afraid, hold onto me We're goin down, but not our love Death don't seem so bad, 'cause I'm with you My only love, so close your eyes ...

YOU PUT YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER! NoFX

you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons And here's just a few You put your chocolate in

You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter NOFX

what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons And here's just a few You put your chocolate in

STICKING IN MY EYE NoFX

I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking in

Stickin In My Eye NOFX

When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking in

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown in

STRANDED NoFX

your instincts Face the world, find out it stinks Don't come crying, Don't come crying Don't come cry to me I'm not your friend, I'm just your lover Don't put your faith, Don't put your faith in

Bang Gang NoFX

We don't care, cause we're in a gang Parties that we go end up in a bang Look at us funny and we'll shoot you dead While we're there we'll fill 'em with lead Of all the gangs, we are the worst

STUPID CANADIENS NoFX

You Sit In Judgement You Can't Be Wrong Your Infallible Power's Undeniably Wrong (chorus) You Can Kill Us In Your Wars You Can Jail Us With Your Laws You Can Take Away Our Bodies But We'll Never

Thalidomide Child NOFX

Got in the water, Got in the lead, Got in your head, They're all dead. Thalidomide child, Thalidomide child, Thalid-thalidomide child.

What's The Matter With Kids Today NOFX

"There's something wrong With the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to their moms They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told They don't drink or fuck or fight

Pods and Gods NOFX

It's not that I don't belive in aliens It's just, I really dont care.

A200 CLUB NoFX

scratching Scratching my balls I don't like this feeling I don't like it at all Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs I got those little fuckers biting and Sucking my blood There's crab eggs in

I LIVE IN A CAKE NoFX

I live in a cake The one that I make Don't wanna hear About my mistakes This is the chance I take I live in a cake The one that I make Try not to worry About what's at stake I'm on the take

KIDS OF THE K-HOLE NoFX

Everybody needs some time away Just stuck in the k-hole again An 18 hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again Mrs.

Kids Of The K Hole NOFX

Everybody needs some time away Just stuck in the k-hole again An 18 hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again Mrs.

Vincent NOFX

Starry starry night paint your palette blue and gray look out On a summer's day with eyes that know the darkness in my Soul shadows on the hills sketch the trees and Daffodils catch the breeze and the

PUNK GUY NoFX

GG, yet more PC than Ian Got colored teeth like Johnny Exudes a vicious disposition His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga Not just he singer in

NO PROBLEMS NoFX

Sitting by yourself again No friends are near You got a needle in one hand And in the other one a beer You cant cope with life You can even get up Who's gonna help you?

Pharmacist's Daughter NOFX

> Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late I'm in love with her the pharmacist's daughter She's got my love, I get her drugs Waking up in the

TOGETHER ON THE SAND NoFX

I jack off with my left hand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beach front She smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my thumb up in her starbolt heard she music played

VANILLA SEX NoFX

obviously don't agree on what's obscene I have the right to choose what I Want to see and read Don't try to take away from me My right to privacy what I Do is no one's business but me So stay in

Party Enema NOFX

hangin' out in long beach. a lil' party in the sun, but ya just can't sit there smoking and drinking anymore. you got a new jive. all your friends are getting weird. ahhh!

SLOPPY ENGLISH NoFX

I play pool cause I'm no fool I play pool cause I'm cool I play pool after school I play pool all the time Cue in my left hand, beer in right I shoot and drink all through the night That sloppy

THE MORON BROTHERS NoFX

They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed Tabasco's in your mouth, there's mustard up your nose When your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed Just try to move your leg they've

Moron Brothers NOFX

along with others They'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed Tabasco's in

LOVE STORY NoFX

Partly owned tuder house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used diaphram Put back into his case A one way trip down memory lane As she awaits I don't

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out

PROFESSIONAL CRASTINATION NoFX

got lots of time Put it off cause tomorrow sounds Much better than today Always late, not sometimes, occasionally Consistently, we're professionals Professional crastination we're living In

Shitting Bricks NoFX

Never thought it could happen to me Again and now look at me I'm alone, standing in my cell Staring at the wall, living in hell Well, I never said when Again, again and again Breaking, smashing

DRUG FREE AMERICA NoFX

We belive in a drug free America A drug free America for me That's the way we belive The way that it should be Drug free America for me Like in Amsterdam where drugs Are bought and sold legally

You're Bleeding NOFX

You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A bland reciprocation, but that dosen't bother me You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky Only in the spotlight can you tell me

LEAVE IT ALONE NoFX

Leave it alone, follow the grain We couldn't stop the irresistible force Leave it the same, change with the leaves Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the old Leave it alone DA NA NA NA NA NA NA

TRUCK STOP BLUES NoFX

A truck stop in kansas With nowhere to To many days without any shows 5 cups of coffee As I just sit and mold It's 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup It's 5 a.m. the suns coming up My body has shifted

BUGGLEY EYES NoFX

Woke up in the morning, to your surprise A couple melons in tube socks, And buggley eyes Yeah, have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley?

GONOHERPASYPHLILAIDS NoFX

Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" He had this expression

Gonoherpasyphilaids NOFX

Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" He had this expression he didn't

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when she ...

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a flight

EL LAY NoFX

Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo I bet I know way more people than you I just love this town, my girlfriend weights 84 pounds Met her at the Cathouse where I get in for free She pays the

LIFE OF RILEY NoFX

I sit in my easy chair I've got so much time to spare Cause I know in my future days I'll have my lionshare There's nothing I like better Than getting something for nothing Then some will tell

ID NoFX

One night, I fell asleep A man dressed in black in front of me I said "whatcha going to do to me?" He said "I'm gonna set you free."

GREEN CORN NoFX

don't wanna do And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna meet I close my eyes and go to sleep Tully, baby, you're trapped behind your golden bars I'm the prince of poverty hangin' out in

FOOD, SEX AND EWE NoFX

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me I'd rather watch 10 hours of T.V.

Life O'riley NOFX

I sit in my easy chair I''ve got so much time to spare because I know in my future days I''ll have my lionshare There''s nothing I like better than getting something for nothing some will

Timmy the Turtle NOFX

Grim Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle He sang for The Grim Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle Too slow He sat in

Louise NOFX

She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit But who's got the remote control That would belong to louise She's got a new pet a real vaginal

HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD NoFX

got to get out of I've got To get out of this hood, I've Got to get out of this neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to get out I've had enough, wont call their bluff I'm not going to live in