I LIVE IN A CAKE NoFX

I live in a cake The one that I make Don't wanna hear About my mistakes This is the chance I take I live in a cake The one that I make Try not to worry About what's at stake I'm on the take

LIFE OF RILEY NoFX

I sit in my easy chair I've got so much time to spare Cause I know in my future days I'll have my lionshare There's nothing I like better Than getting something for nothing Then some will tell

Life O'riley NOFX

I sit in my easy chair I''ve got so much time to spare because I know in my future days I''ll have my lionshare There''s nothing I like better than getting something for nothing some will

I WANNA BE YOUR BABY NoFX

Open your self, let me inside Open your arms, I have nowhere To go, so let me in to you I need to be where nothing can hurt me Open your legs, to let me crawl Inside of you, I need to be Inside

THE PUNK SONG NoFX

Am I supposed to do Things right?

Punk Song NOFX

NoFX Miscellaneous Punk Song Am I supposed to do things right?

LORI MEYERS NoFX

Lori Meyers used to live upstairs Our parents had been friends for years Almost every afternoon we'd play forbidden games At nine years old there's no such thing as shame It wasn't recognition of

Total Bummer Nofx

Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day All the horny people sitting All the horny people sitting In front of their TV and thinkin' In front of their TV and thinkin

JEFF WEARS BIRKENSTOCKS? NoFX

, don't wanna sit Don't wanna hear no hippy shit Don't tell me I'm closing my mind Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig Don't wanna spend the day naked Don't like my music country fried He's got a

Jeff Wears Birkenstocks NOFX

chill, don't wanna sit Don't wanna hear no hippy shit Don't tell me I'm closing my mind Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig Don't wanna spend the day naked Don't like my music country fried He's got a

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

they depend on me To provide them with nothing but the best I feel it's my duty, my obligation to live up to the standards society suggusts So I'll keep on working for their benefit And I'll keep

Bang Gang NoFX

We don't care, cause we're in a gang Parties that we go end up in a bang Look at us funny and we'll shoot you dead While we're there we'll fill 'em with lead Of all the gangs, we are the worst

The Separation Of Church & Skate NOFX

Lost in a sea of combat boots, flush the bouncers with wasted youth When did punk rock become so safe? When did the scene become a joke?

MISTER JONES NoFX

My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how to make you tweek You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties

Intro NOFX

El Hefe: Man I haven't slept in two days. I've been on booze straight ... I, my throat's all -... Fat Mike (interrupts): I saw him do drugs and it, and it was looking like powder.

STUPID CANADIENS NoFX

You Sit In Judgement You Can't Be Wrong Your Infallible Power's Undeniably Wrong (chorus) You Can Kill Us In Your Wars You Can Jail Us With Your Laws You Can Take Away Our Bodies But We'll Never

Mr. Jones NOFX

Jones I get inside your bones I know how to make you tweak You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties that bind, I've got you You'll soon

Thank God Its Monday NOFX

Im gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday Cause they fell like Saturdays When you dont have to go to work, every day is a holiday I wake up when I want to, I do anything I wanna do Cant

Thank God It's Monday NOFX

> I'm gonna tell you what I think I really like about Mondays Cause they feel like Saturdays When you don't gotta go to work everyday is a holiday I wake up when I want to.

Mattersville NoFX

There's a place some of us choose to live Gated community - cops can't come in A neighborhood for punks over the hill We'll spend our golden years in Mattersville We could do whatever we want,

San Francisco Fat NOFX

Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes Egos get as big, as Billy Corgans (THAT'S BIG!) Skinny girl, eat some more food! Muscleman, you look like a fucking freak!

Herojuana NOFX

Light the match burn the flower Leave behind all the wrong Why be Sad when happiness can be bought for A little more than free modern Day prohibition Are we men? Are We children?

THE DECLINE NoFX

I took that 22. A gift for me from you to bed with me each night. Kept it clean polished it well.

The Decline NOFX

We're living in united stagnation Father what have I done?

Decline NOFX

We're living in united stagnation Father what have I done?

HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD NoFX

I've got to get out of I've got To get out of this hood, I've Got to get out of this neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to get out I've had enough, wont call their bluff I'm not going to live

PIECE NoFX

There's no easy answers, complaining wont do shit If you want some changes, don't be a hypocrite Fuck the system, that's what they say But they live by it everyday Food stamps and welfare checks Would

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots NOFX

Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots So call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace,

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

You're Bleeding NOFX

You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A bland reciprocation, but that dosen't bother me You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky Only in the spotlight can you tell me

Electricity NOFX

Carbon fuels from the sea Wasted electricity One source of energy Electricity All we need to live today A gift for man to throw away The chances has nearly gone The alternative is one Final source

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when

GONOHERPASYPHLILAIDS NoFX

Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" He had this expression

Gonoherpasyphilaids NOFX

Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" He had this expression he didn't

ID NoFX

One night, I fell asleep A man dressed in black in front of me I said "whatcha going to do to me?" He said "I'm gonna set you free."

Three on Speed NOFX

all we need, a little methanphetamens.three on speed. a little subversality.what we do, is nothing you know about.who are you?

GREEN CORN NoFX

Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't wanna go Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna meet I close my eyes and go

STRANDED NoFX

your instincts Face the world, find out it stinks Don't come crying, Don't come crying Don't come cry to me I'm not your friend, I'm just your lover Don't put your faith, Don't put your faith in

LOVE STORY NoFX

Partly owned tuder house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used diaphram Put back into his case A one way trip down memory lane As she awaits I don't

Pharmacist's Daughter NOFX

> Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late I'm in love with her the pharmacist's daughter She's got my love, I get her drugs Waking up in the

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a flight

EL LAY NoFX

Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo I bet I know way more people than you I just love this town, my girlfriend weights 84 pounds Met her at the Cathouse where I get in for free She pays the

My Vagina NOFX

My vagina has two set of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drips, My vagina hardly even used My vagina got lots of extra skin, they took my Outtie and made it an in, Turned Donnie into Marie Osmond

FIVE FEET UNDER NoFX

5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave Would you look at him I think he's lost it I don't think that he can be saved He's got a downpayment on his tombstone He's not alone his whole life

A200 CLUB NoFX

Why do I keep scratching Scratching my balls I don't like this feeling I don't like it at all Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs I got those little fuckers biting and Sucking my blood

My Name Is Bud NOFX

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure but I never did They used to call me dude Put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid ??? ???

TRUCK STOP BLUES NoFX

A truck stop in kansas With nowhere to To many days without any shows 5 cups of coffee As I just sit and mold It's 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup It's 5 a.m. the suns coming up My body has shifted

WHATEVER DIDI WANTS NoFX

I wouldn't walk 500 miles when I could fly coach but almost anything I wouldn't swim across the Nile Cause I could get a moebic disentary Cause if there's anything you want I'll probly get it

BRAIN CONSTIPATION NoFX

Somebody hear me, somebody listen to me Am I alone in this world Is there anyone listening?