Conversation Overheard Between Two Bouncers Liz Phair

Conversation Overheard Between Two Bouncers See that girl alone Dressed all in her evening clothes?

Giving It All To You Liz Phair

They can say what they want But I don't hear thing cause They can't read my thoughts Or the secrets between All of this time you where apart of me Shining like a star in my galaxy And I reach out trusting

Dead Shark Liz Phair

Dead Shark Don't be so rude I was only trying to make conversation Pay back or down This is not going anywhere Got a dead shark on my hands Got a dead shark on my hands Got a dead shark on my

Somebody's Miracle Liz Phair

I'm so far, so far away from it now That it seems like I may never know how People stay in love for half of their lives It's a secret they keep between husbands and wives Baby, There goes somebody's miracle

Lazy Dreamer Liz Phair

Mysterious eyes let you see what you want Half the time you didn't know any better, but half the time you did Hanging around like tomorrow doesn't apply to you Lazy dreamer You never want to rise Seven in between

the Tra-la-la song Liz Phair

Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la One banana, two banana Three banana, four Four bananas make a bunch And so do many more.

Whip-Smart Liz Phair

I'm gonna tell my son to grow up pretty as the grass is green And whip-smart as the English Channel's wide And I'm gonna tell my son to keep his money in his mattress And his watch on any hand between

H.W.C. Liz Phair

beauty routine Na na na na, what my body has seen I am lookin' good and I'm feelin' nice Baby, you're the best magazine advice [Chorus:] Gimme your hot white come [Repeat: x4] I'm gonna pull you back down between

Flower Liz Phair

Flower (high part) Every time I see your face I get all wet between my legs Every time you pass me by I heave a sigh of pain.

Gunshy Liz Phair

Gunshy Rifle in hand and two in the bush Three-count delay, I may need a little push Take out the garbage on Tuesday night Seems like the small things are the only things I'll fight Seems like the

Polyester Bride Liz Phair

Polyester Bride I was talking, not two days ago To a certain bartender I'm lucky to know And I asked Henry, my bartending friend If I should bother dating unfamous men And Henry said, "You're

Canary Liz Phair

Canary I learn my name I write with a number two pencil I work up to my potential I earn my meat I come when called I jump when you circle the cherry I sing like a good canary I come when called

Mesmerizing Liz Phair

Mesmerizing You said things I wouldn't say Straight to my face, boy You tossed the egg up and I found My hands in place, boy After backing up as far as you could get Don't you know, nobody parts two

Shatter Liz Phair

Shatter I know that I don't always realize How sleazy it is, messing with these guys But something about just being with you Slapped me hard in the face, nearly broke me in two It's a mark I've

X-Ray Man Liz Phair

You're an x-ray man You've got x-ray eyes [L] This is no reflection on you which is what I see inside [R] Why don't you put on your two-way sombrero and leave (uh uh uh uh uh uh x 4) You're an

Divorce Song Liz Phair

I'd known How that would sound to you I would have stayed in your bed For the rest of my life Just to prove I was right That it's harder to be friends than lovers And you shouldn't try to mix the two

Why Can't I? Liz Phair

Get a load of me, get a load of you Walkin' down the street, and I hardly know you It's just like we were meant to be Holding hands with you, and we're out at night Got a girlfriend, you say it i...

Girls! Girls! Girls! Liz Phair

Girls! Girls! Girls! You've been around enough to know That if I want to leave you'd better let me go Because I take full advantage Of every man I meet I get away Almost every day With what the gi...

Supernova Liz Phair

Supernova I have looked all over the place, But you have got my favorite face Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass and your lips are sweet and slippery Like a cherub's bare wet ass 'Cause yo...

Fantasize Liz Phair

Fantasize He's a friend of mine Kind of special guy He's a run-around Hey, you've got to hide your love away I hear people are talking about us And I just have to say I lie awake every night Thi...

Never Said Liz Phair

Never Said I never said nothing I never said nothing I never said nothing I never said nothing I don't know where you heard it Don't know who's spreadin' it 'round All I know is that I'm clean as ...

Why Can't I? Liz Phair

Get a load of me, get a load of you Walkin' down the street, and I hardly know you (hardly know you) It's just like we were meant to be Holding hands with you, when we're out at night Got a girlfr...

You Have No Idea Liz Phair

You Have No Idea You have no idea how much I love you What I would do for your natural touch And you have no idea just how I'd hold you When I am woken from a dream, something bad had happened to...

Go, Speed Racer Liz Phair

Go, Speed Racer Don't give me that sucker fish shit Any love life ain't that hurting And you always seemed to get what you wanted without flirting You're not the only one who's used to playing di...

Nashville Liz Phair

Nashville They don't know What they like so much about it They just go For any shiny bauble And nobody sparkles like you But I can't imagine it in better terms Than naked, half awake, about to s...

Cinco de Mayo Liz Phair

Cinco de Mayo Cinco de Mayo Blow out, denial It wasn't fun this time, letting you go What if I never, a bullet forever Held out my hand to you We wouldn't have known A beautiful flow Absolute m...

Beg Me Liz Phair

Beg Me Take one more step and it's over Back up slowly inside Breathe too loud and I'll kill you Get down on your knees and beg me Beg me, beg Beg me, beg me, beg Take off all of your clothes Li...

Go On Ahead Liz Phair

Go On Ahead You go on ahead, honey You have a good time there You make me feel funny I'm no ordinary lover or a friend I believe we have things to do I believe in myself and I believe in you I b...

Shane Liz Phair

Shane I know that it was the night The war broke out because You and I were driving around You were doing a story About if people understood What had happened to their world Tonight In bed Sleep...

Alice Springs Liz Phair

Alice Springs See the sun rise So loud This whole town Gets drowned out Sky writing with the sweep of a flashlight I'm driving over that way Some pot of gold, it's just a carpeting store on openi...

Extraordinary Liz Phair

You think that I go home at night Take off my clothes, turn out the lights But I burn letters that I write To you, to make you love me Yeah, I drive naked through the park And run the stop sign i...

Explain It to Me Liz Phair

Explain It to Me Head underwater Keeps getting hotter Give him the medicine Fame injection Tell him to jump higher Tell him to run farther Make him measure up Decades longer than you Piece it toge...

South Dakota Liz Phair

South Dakota For a mean baby, well, I like your pants Born in South Dakota For a mean baby, well, I like your hips Born in South Dakota, I was born in South Dakota. Man, I feel lucky tonight I'm g...

Headache Liz Phair

Headache I can see the Russian Army rolling through my head On one side of me lies the enemy, the other half is dead I've got diamonds and I've got pearls And I said, "Hey, mister, won't you come...

Give Me My Boyfriend Back Liz Phair

Give Me My Boyfriend Back (Or, Willie The Six Dick Pimp) The six dick pimp is just doing his job Making sure that business isn't going under He's got the studs lined up in their stalls Put a coup...

Dogs of L.A. Liz Phair

Dogs of L.A. The canyon air is like a breath of fresh L.A. I was a Star Trek crew member With my Beatle boots and my Super-8 And I raced you to the top The camera gets a stuttered shot of Me appr...

Why Can\'t I? Liz Phair

Get a load of me, get a load of you Walkin\' down the street, and I hardly know you It\'s just like we were meant to be Holding hands with you, and we\'re out at night Got a girlfriend, you say it...

Greased Lightning Liz Phair

Greased Lightning (Japanese "Polyester Bride" Single) I had a dream And you were in it You ran a race But you didn't win it And I wasn't sorry to see you lose I would have paid good money To have...

Hello, Sailor Liz Phair

Hello, Sailor Hello, sailor, buy you a drink? Hello, sailor, tell me what do you think? How was the big beach, how was the sand? Did you fly an aeroplane? Did you get a tan? How does it feel to b...

Black Market White Baby Dealer Liz Phair

Black Market White Baby Dealer The black market white baby dealer Is hunting around overseas The black market white baby dealer Brings back clean, fresh white babies to me Clean, fresh white babi...

Only Son Liz Phair

Only Son All these babies are born To the wrong kind of people And I wish I had known I was not good enough I'm the worst kind of son Bringing shame to my family And I know I have worn My mother'...

Dance of The Seven Veils Liz Phair

Dance of The Seven Veils Johnny, my love, Get out of the business It makes me wanna rough you up so badly Makes me wanna roll you up in plastic Toss you up and pump you full of lead Johnny, my lov...

Love is Nothing Liz Phair

Love is Nothing You thought I was something from afar You thought I'd totally excite you I guess it's just another thing to stand up close and ignite you Love is nothing, nothing, nothing Like t...

Carnivore Liz Phair

Carnivore (Minty Fresh 7" Single) ("Meat" Side: [spoken] Picture a tour, with a bus and hotel rooms) You've told me maybe a thousand times A smart girl would've recognized There isn't any busines...

Ride Liz Phair

Ride As I stumble into bed, I curse the devil in my head And if I die before I wake, I hope the Lord won't hesitate To pluck my coffin from the ground He need not heed the neighbors now And throw...

Wild Thing Liz Phair

Wild Thing Wild thing You made the boys spring You made everything expensive Spend it, spend it, wild thing There's hardly a man left around that you haven't sought out There's hardly a dress sh...

May Queen Liz Phair

May Queen Don't be fooled by him He's fine Rock-and-roll Ken doll He's a national end-all He's an on and off friend of mine Where have I been? Got any what? Who have I seen? I spy a May queen Yo...

What Makes You Happy Liz Phair

What Makes You Happy But don't worry, mom, I met him in a restaurant And all this time I've been getting to know him He's got an ex-wife in Pasadena, and sometimes she's a mess To deal with, but ...

Hurricane Cindy: Version 1 Liz Phair

Hurricane Cindy: Version 1 What's that piece of ass I see walking over here? What's that piece of ass to me, who is she standing near? And when I walk on a cyclone You should see it get rolling ...

Chopsticks Liz Phair

Chopsticks I met him at a party and he Told me how to drive him home He said he liked to do it backwards I said, that's just fine with me That way we can fuck and watch TV It was four a.m., and ...