NO SUCH THING Guttermouth

out my power pole girlie And show you what it does Most girls are afraid of me But once you give me a chance I sure like what you're showing Now let's rock and roll baby Cause there's no

Lock Down Guttermouth

No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A silent party in my name a way to right

Happy Loving Couples Guttermouth

(Originally by Joe Jackson) Happy Loving Couples I've just been to see my best friend He's got another girl Says she's just about the best thing In the whole damn world And he says can't you see what

WHERE WAS I? Guttermouth

Well, country's in the red Soon we'll be dead No life, not even a flower Cause atomic power Scares the shit out of you There's nothing you can do Undecided men Bout a war you can't

Gar-bage, a perfect exampleof uninteresting poetry Guttermouth

Real life was never like this The door opened as I fell trough Minds of man like piss Learning is a thing of the past The door has opened and closed I'm locked inside this out side world Why

GAS OUT Guttermouth

go to the store, but a pack there's 12 tortillas neatly stacked next thing you know, grab some beans Stuff that shit right down your jeans We run, we hide Your diet's refried Gas out

Thought provoking sonic device Guttermouth

Got a thing or two I want to say Gonna knock you down if your in my way Don't want no peace or love and kindness All I really ever need is... Silence!

Big Pink Dress Guttermouth

words "ooh your mustache is so tickly down there" (drill my ass) oh god its tight (drill my ass) this is my first time (drill my ass) love you - love you too live with bill its such

Scholarship In Punk Guttermouth

run the company To get a job was your intent But it seems irreverent When youre fifteen years Who the hell really cares All that counts is getting laid Hate her braces love the braids Chorus: The one thing

Room for Improvement Guttermouth

I've been told before That I'm a loser heading for the door I can't believe that it's happening again And I found myself laying face down the floor I just can't get it right, get it right Some thing

NO MORE Guttermouth

I'm crazy I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every time you look at me I realize w...

TOILET Guttermouth

I'll fill that dog from the other end I hope that someday I will find A giant toilet of this kind It's drained with tile and coping and Free alva decks for my whole band Skate this thing

Guadalahabra (The La Habra Spirit) Guttermouth

out of ocj brown power fred get you ass out of bed richard guiterez sounded gay the west side was the one side full of pride complimentary cash you don't even have to ask to get a bullet in the ass one thing

My Town Guttermouth

People not understood The chosen few and they held their flag up high Though colored black Red was the color of their sky If you want in, you want in, you want in But to get in, to get in, to get inside No

My Girlfriend Guttermouth

take the stage girly flies into a rage like a baby throws a fit she'll be right back in the pit take an elbow to the nose pickin fights and throwin blows she really makes me (chorus) El hefe does his thing

Flacidism Guttermouth

Got no life, got no ambition I've got autism Where I'll be in ten years Nobody knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair Got no life, got no ambition

Chug-A-Lug Night Guttermouth

the water A little fire in the sky If i hear that song one more time I'll stick a fork right in my eye Another round and a pickled egg A truck pulled up with a 100 kegs Just another friday night Fuck no

Looking Out For #1 Guttermouth

There must be someone out there Who's smiling down on me It's not really fair We all must choose a path I don't even care In rough to our demise Bestow no pity on me But I will never think twice Some

Pee In The Shower Guttermouth

(chorus) just because i live like an animal my room smeels like a petting zoo. sometimes i go pee in the shower does not mean i don't love you. not me not me na-na-no not me not me maybe all your friends

Veggicide Guttermouth

I say it's not true You say they make A damn good stew So it's time It's time to liberate Don't eat a carrot Spare it And don't eat the beet On your plate All my friends say Veggies feel no

Foot-Long Guttermouth

> [Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun Cop without a gun That's what she told me So I guess there'll be no you She sees right

Contagious Guttermouth

look at you is so contagious One kiss and mononucleosis Like a pit bull bite or staring at the sun One look is all it took to notice One kiss and you have left me joyless Like a fugitive or love with no

Walk Of Shame Guttermouth

hall late for class Night before still kickin my ass Forty-five till my mind is blown Forty minutes till I'm on my own Pulling in to the neighborhood Split a bindle and a jug of wine Another night up to no

Up your bum Guttermouth

Worked all day go out get a pint tonight The mods show up on Camden gonna be a fight Oppression from society on my back Maggie you'll see Got no worries cause I got no quid In a neighborhood full

I'm Destroying The World Guttermouth

He never plays no football With the kids across the street Hey Mom, hey Dad, yeah sports are great If you like touching other men But when we touch each other off the field Well this becomes a sin So I

Gusto Guttermouth

Chorus: Well I'm going for the gusto It's a well-known fact No I'll never look back No not because I'm supposed to Gonna have another beer No not because I'm supposed to Yeah I'm going for the gusto Most

Contribution Guttermouth

I'm sorry would society even care not gonna volunteer my time to cracked out mothers all the others who wasted every chance they're given not gonna say I'm sorry anger won't turn to shame you'll get no

UNDER MY SKIN Guttermouth

You're under my skin like needled and pins You really start to bug me But there is no end You're a bad bad drug Like the one you're hooked on Trying to addict me but something's' gone

Whiskey Guttermouth

Do you know what I want No I don't think you know what I want yea Gotta think of me When I think about us I think about everything Give it back your out of time I've got a reason what was my crime

Gods Kingdom Guttermouth

I found Las Vegas I'd say burn that synagogue Now I believe, believe in God In just one night I saw the light So grab a cab and hold on tight Slots-o-fun, slots-o-fun I used to feel so lost no

My Chemical Imbalance Guttermouth

beating, beating The kids are on acid And they're marching down the streets It's my chemical imbalance Yeah, my head is stuffed with drugs Zoloft keeps me even Being straight-edge rather sucks There is no

End on 9 Guttermouth

Sometimes I let things get me down People tell me that I've got no future Not this time, I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna screw them all and beat the system distinguish myself From the rest

Black Enforcers Guttermouth

with the night we enforce in the night everybody knows we enforce in the night everybody knows we run with the night black enforcers we enforce by the night if you don't know the handshake got got got no

My Neighbor's Baby Guttermouth

i thought i was going to die my head was still pounding from the night before we took some fry just before i laid down to go to sleep i heard that noise that little baby it drives me crazy so ive got no

HYPOCRITE Guttermouth

You live a life of lies The truth to you is no surprise You say it's on the way Now you fucking pay.

Give me a gun Guttermouth

Give me a gun cause cause bombs and guns are really fun I've lost my job my moneys gone live like a slob I've got no home only streets to roam live so alone I'm barely alive I feed on cats to survive

OATS Guttermouth

How the Hell should I go on if there's no more sex appeal I give you flakes I give you puffs of corn right off the shelf I know you never thought of that I know you never thought of it Stand

A Day at the office Guttermouth

luck next time Woke up one sunday afternoon The families gone on a hunting trip for caribou Broke out the ladder gonna patch some holes up on the roof I slipped and fell and landed on the ground no

Second DUI Guttermouth

cause you cant find a ride when you drink like a fish maybe you should not drive ill toot my horn as you pick up trash on the round a bout for the next six months with your ass spread wide well you got no

Lemon Water Guttermouth

mediocre song (chorus) Sipping spring water with a twist of lemon and I'm ready to puke when a small child sits next to me at the bar but that's ok because to me other people's kids are fine so it's no

Disneyland Guttermouth

on Dumbo Profound, that's what I found Profound, oh to the ground Profound, that's what I found Why must we chop it to the ground My God, it's done, but I can cope How about those Dodgers No

Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Guttermouth

hi ho its off to work i go then off to lynyrd skynyrd they smoke so much dope but then tell me to rock the vote i'd rather be a retard Ambushed I'm to bushed to explore an alternative they say there's no

MR. BBQ Guttermouth

Brown She's in the lead No, wait, it's Mr. Brown Mrs. Brown, she's choking!!! Weenies man Chicken fried pork steaks Skinless boneless chicken breasts Mr. BBQ. Mrs.

Whats the Big Deal? Guttermouth

if i cant shoot them ill start a forest fire watch em run right at my gun no need for oscar meyer thats a fine lookin piece of meat young man im ready for that one there yeh that ones

1, 2, 3 ... SLAM!!! Guttermouth

My mom says pass the squash I need something to ease the pain So I'll go downtown and get some downers Whoa, man, I'm a little bit slow But I've got to get up somehow Got no money Just

Upside Down Space Cockroach Guttermouth

goin' nowhere Take me somewhere, take me anywhere See you staring at the ceiling, but there's roaches on the walls When your soul is unfurnished fill it up with alcohol A barren, blank expression with no

GHOST Guttermouth

Digging graves in my living room Red roses in full bloom A hanging lamp floats down the hall I believe in ghosts Though ghosts I never see Ghosts are in my house They're making fun of me I...

Marks Ark Guttermouth

Why? don't vegans have cows for pets? Why? don't they keep them in their apartments? Rights take a chimp to vote in '96 My god cows are smart as a stick If you really want to make a difference Bu...

P.C. Guttermouth

You know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct. Like the other day, I was out walking my Siberian-American huskies. And you know how can...

Derek Guttermouth

Can't you see That I'm not straight edge You can tell By the look in my eye I hear that shit you preach It's so far out of reach You meaningless X's Don't cry It's done man Yes, it's done man Yes...