At least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys Five Iron Frenzy

I'm twenty-nine years old still wearing the wallet chain like I was twenty-eight. I'm wearing my vans right now so high school kids will think that I can skate.

Old West Five Iron Frenzy

Horror stories of entire tribes being led through rivers while being baptized, just to be shot and scalped on the other side, rival those of the Spanish Inquisition.

That's How The Story Ends Five Iron Frenzy

minutes past, Micah had returned at last.

Wizard Needs Food, Badly Five Iron Frenzy

Wizard needs food, badly I know that you're probably mad at me I've come to expect that You know that you'll never have all of me You've come to resent that You say "tomato", I say "video games" You're

One Girl Army Five Iron Frenzy

One Girl Army Here lies the old myth, breaking the mold with, truth to take away the trickery. Twenty centuries of progress, suffer slowly as we regress, losing headway to ourselves.

Litmus Five Iron Frenzy

There's a hundred other uses for breath better spent. Forming the template, for how the band should be, Devising and scheming someone else's ministry. What were the words? Did he say Jesus Christ?

All The Hype Five Iron Frenzy

All The Hype In the beginning was the hype, the loud fanfare as I grabbed the mic. Suckah M.C.'s stepped with no clout, don't quit your day job or your paper route.

Four-Fifty-One Five Iron Frenzy

(Old Vision). Watch the man build up his walls for isolation. (You make division). Walk no mile, I'm sick and tired, of all the cowards at the radio station.

The Cross Of St. Andrew Five Iron Frenzy

One missed step can make you stumble You set yourself up for a fall You punish yourself for each failure, Dogma beat out alcohol When all of your principles were fashioned You thought your new rules made

Where is Micah? Five Iron Frenzy

It's five minutes from the show, so where the heck did Micah go? I don't know, he's not around. I didn't hear him make a sound. His wherabouts we could not find. I think we left him behind.

You Probably Shouldn't Move Here Five Iron Frenzy

Well I heard that your state could be sinking, deep into the briny sea, and all of them earthquakes got you thinking, 'bout leaving Californee-ee.

My Evil Plan to Save the World Five Iron Frenzy

My Evil Plan to Save the World I have an evil plan to save the world for every man, and I think it*s better than the way it*s being run.

Beautiful America Five Iron Frenzy

Beautiful America The man on the television said I need to drink this, and sleep with that, in order to be cool. And you know that I would do almost anything, to be like that guy on TV.

Third World Think Tank Five Iron Frenzy

"I want to take you home with me", said the sparkle in her eye. "I would like to honey, but I'm about to die." I have got a time bomb, I strapped it to my chest.

Cannonball Five Iron Frenzy

it all, 'cause this is what was meant for me, recklessly I fall Hulking, smashing, I come crashing, nothing like when I was small.

Blue Comb '78 Five Iron Frenzy

My sister and I in the backseat just wait. We pass the time by making lines on the seat that we can't cross, a thin line like dental floss.

Combat Chuch Five Iron Frenzy

There's some kids there in some trouble, need a Pepsi on the double. then he shouts, not so quiet, "Would you like regular or diet?" Found a campsite for some kids, by the stage is what he did.

Sweet Talkin Woman Five Iron Frenzy

I was searching, searching, on a one way street. I was hoping, hoping, for a chance to meet, I was waiting for the operator on the line. She*s gone so long. What can I do? Where could she be?

Amalgamate Five Iron Frenzy

Amalgamate You뭭e got a cause now, I heard You braggin? Always the fastest One on the bandwagon. So sit Down and I뭠l tell you, what I뭢 Feeling, what I am feeling.

All That is Good Five Iron Frenzy

All That is Good Where does the misunderstanding come from, demanding that we be outstanding and then some? Perfection never was a requirement although some might say we desired it.

Faking Life Five Iron Frenzy

Faking Life Through this mirrored image feeling Was my head so oddly reeling Not aware of floor or ceiling Kneeling and crying out All the past I'd spent denying Watching others lose in trying The time

Something Like Laughter Five Iron Frenzy

lost her way, she's always angry No one bothers to ask her What she hears or what she hopes for The air is cold, she lives alone And tires of being her only provider She can't fathom grace tonight No not

Handbook for the Sellout Five Iron Frenzy

You're the one who made them popular, all their songs are still the same. You found them first, it made you stand apart, you know?

Suckerpunch Five Iron Frenzy

They're all sucker-punching me, Get in line for a wedgie. All I want and all I need, Is someone who believes in me. A song sung for underdogs, for all the left out.

The Greatest Story Ever Told Five Iron Frenzy

Something stale and superficial, not to ruin your day. Something swell, something gay, with the toothiest smile, something sappy, something happy, something smells like bile.

Oh, Canada Five Iron Frenzy

If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue. The Great White North, their kilts are plaid, Hosers take off, it's not half bad. I want to be where yaks can run free, Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.

Cool Enough For You Five Iron Frenzy

What뭩 in a standard if it changes all the time? You뭨e still having trouble in defining your own kind.

Get Your Riot Gear Five Iron Frenzy

Get Your Riot Gear Just in case you were thinking this song was intended to be *cop-bashing*, it*s not. It*s about the riot after the Superbowl this year here in Denver.

Canada Five Iron Frenzy

Welcome to Canada It's the maple leaf state Canada, oh, Canada It's great People are nice and They speak French too If you don't like it man You sniff glue The great white north The kids wear plaid Hosiers

On Distant Shores Five Iron Frenzy

I have toiled for countless years and ever felt the cost, and I've been burned by this world's cold, like leaves beneath the frost. On my knees I've crawled to You, bleeding myself dry.

American Kryptonite Five Iron Frenzy

he is the icon of our times, solution to our modern crimes. his trigger finger clicks remotes, as carbohydrates slowly bloat. not fragile, or brittle.

Dandelions Five Iron Frenzy

She sees love, where anyone else would see weeds. all hope is found. Here is everything he needs. Fathomless your endless mercy, weight I could not lift.

I Feel Lucky Five Iron Frenzy

I Feel Lucky The air is so clear, the sky is so blue, I know what you mean, I feel lucky too. I found a dollar, it's like a dream. I love this place, my Slurpee is so Green.

Where the Zero Meets the Fifteen Five Iron Frenzy

Where the Zero Meets the Fifteen My car broke down in Arizona, have to ride the bus again, at ten-o-clock on Tuesday night, with thirteen cents and a broken pen.

New Years Eve Five Iron Frenzy

It's New Years Eve and I'm full of empty promises, I half pretend to keep this time, just like last year. The band is loud and I'm wandering the shadows, wishing I was never here. I persevere.

Most Likely to Succeed Five Iron Frenzy

Most Likely to Succeed Overzealous to say the least. Underestimated, how far you could reach. How could we know, How far you'd go, Behind our backs to make sure your point is heard?

The Phantom Mullet Five Iron Frenzy

It's kind of catchy, Kind of a virus, Cutting your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus.

Ugly Day Five Iron Frenzy

Ugly Day I can't believe this ever happened, I didn't think it ever could, I'm the author of sappy love songs, Trading in my bachelorhood.

Da Wimmin is Gone Board

My baby, she gone on a hiking trip She gone with five other guys She gone with five other guys My baby, she's gone on a hiking trip with five other guys 1-2-3-4-5 and not one of them is me Well,

Anthem Five Iron Frenzy

Anthem A nation stands with heart in hand To sing their anthem proudly Voices raised to sing their praise Of their hollow country All this talk of freedom And some talk of liberty From your plastic

Second Season Five Iron Frenzy

Second Season I wonder if these minutes were my last, If I should start to feast or start to fast. Would I pray or would I curse, Hope for good or something worse? What emotion would I feel?

Every New Day Five Iron Frenzy

Every New Day When I was young, the smallest trick of light, Could catch my eye, Then life was new and every new day, I thought that I could fly.

I Still Like Larry Five Iron Frenzy

I Still Like Larry I still like Larry. Larry, married Mary, now he's gone so far away, I might go as far as to say, that I still like Larry, yeah I still like Larry anyway.

Solidarity Five Iron Frenzy

Solidarity To the brothers and the sisters, to all of the resistors, to the workers broke and cryin', on the road that leads to Zion: The mountain, the mountain, we will all climb, all of God's

Anchors Away Five Iron Frenzy

way That we lose track of the facts Slowly, unseen, slipping silently Through some fabricated cracks And now the freedom of the press Has turned to freedom to impress Perfect hair, sells product well Like

Fistful of Sand Five Iron Frenzy

Fistful of Sand Up from the sands of the mighty Sahara comes, Our hero bold, who so it's told, is a lot like you and me.

Bleeding Frenzy Iron Reagan

Trampling the weak for the very best deal The best spot in line They'll wait in the cold The doors get dismantled The hour is now You must step aside Or you will get trampled The gift of punishments all

So Far, So Bad Five Iron Frenzy

We thought we'd write a song about all the problems inherent in the industry, it was going to be an expose written in unblemished symmetry.

Fahrenheit Five Iron Frenzy

Fahrenheit Flash Gordon soundtrack, I was in second grade. My first real record, yeah, worn down it played and played. Young and blind, my double mind.

Superpowers Five Iron Frenzy

We sing, we dance we'll make you laugh, don't you want to be like us? We've been given superpowers, ask about our rock and roll, our hair , our clothes, hobbies, and pets.