I'm Outlived By That Thing Crash Test Dummies

Im Outlived By That Thing I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still

I'm Outlived By That Thing? Crash Test Dummies

I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there And when I die, it will

Playing Dead Crash Test Dummies

Playing Dead I know that you don't love me I know you hate my guts I know the nasty things you say About me, to those sluts Well, maybe I'm a weasel Maybe I'm a liar Maybe I'm a skinny punk

I Think I'll Disappear Now Crash Test Dummies

Running into you like this without warning Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning But I'll try I'll try to keep my food down That's quite an aftertaste that you've left now that you're

I m A Dog Crash Test Dummies

I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider what we could call

Aching To Sneeze Crash Test Dummies

Aching To Sneeze I've been aching to sneeze Begging please, pretty please But I can't get the thing to come out I've been down on my knees I've been pissing on trees But the evil thing just

Afternoons And Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?

Afternoons & Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?

Comin' Back Soon (The Bereft Man's Song) Crash Test Dummies

I've all my wisdom teeth Two up top, two beneath And yet I'll recognise My mouth says things that aren't so wise But when I sing my darling's praise I know I'm right, or close anyways For she's a

Swatting Flies Crash Test Dummies

Now that I've used up all my ideas Here in my little house by the sea I search for a usable memory but none comes to me In grade one, my teacher could do embalming She'd stuff the bodies of dead

The Psychic Crash Test Dummies

future like the palm of your hand She knows your past like the lay of the land The first time she met me, she saw right through me Some cards and a cane in her hand, and she said All the years that

There Are Many Dangers Crash Test Dummies

If your toast gets stuck in the toaster Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out I did and I got caught in the current Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight

I Want To Par-tay! Crash Test Dummies

I want to par-tay! P-par-tay! I want to par-tay! P-par-tay!

Give Yourself A Hand Crash Test Dummies

I know you want to I know you can Put down your children And free up your hands Come on and free up your hands Come on and free up your hands Do you still like to kiss her?

Just Chillin' Crash Test Dummies

Just Chillin You said you like mixin' it up I said I don't like to chat You said you smoked the big kahunas I said I'm not like that I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin' So don't be spillin'

A Cigarette Is All You Get Crash Test Dummies

A Cigarette Is All You Get I'm all freaked out I'm all tweaked out I'm being chased by insects And I wanna eat my cigarettes I can't hang out I'm all strung out I've got to grab me by the

Thick-Necked Man Crash Test Dummies

We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city Build a pub a blood and sweat Swears by God he'll stand by justice He aint stood by justice yet He gets them drunk and gets their money They cash

All Of This Ugly Crash Test Dummies

I was walking through the country And passing through lovely scenery When I came upon some rotting remains And though the carcass was wormy Well, after all, it's all part of nature's art of cleaning

Winter Song Crash Test Dummies

I can't say that I miss my old dog much And I've never looked back since I left home long ago But I hoped a trip into the country Would help remind me all the things I used to know That's what I

At my funeral Crash Test Dummies

I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered 1234567 and so on But a time will come when these numbers have all ended And all I've ever seen will be forgotten Won't you come To my funeral

The Ghosts That Haunt Me Crash Test Dummies

There's a skeleton in everybody's closet I can think of one or two in my own room But I would like to introduce them both to you You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom [CHORUS] 'Cause

A Little Something Crash Test Dummies

A Little Something There's some stuff on my shoe That's got nothing to do With the places you think that I've been And the stuff on my breath Isn't some kiss of death From the people you think

An Old Scab Crash Test Dummies

I sit each morning Look at my empty notebook The room is quiet The air conditioning sounds like rain falling Manic-depressive composer Robert Schumann When he could not write He'd get down on his

I'm A Dog Crash Test Dummies

"I'm A Dog" I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider

Here On Earth (I'll Have My Cake) Crash Test Dummies

Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man I can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss about the seasons, 'cause I like 'em all

The Country Life Crash Test Dummies

Darling I've been thinking this one through We've been fighting like cat and dog now here's what we've go to do This life in the city is killing the love that we one knew We could be happy in the country

Here I Stand Before Me Crash Test Dummies

My doctor told me that it was time for me to have my X-rays Of course, I had many nightmares about that fatal day The room was dark and my skeleton was floating on the wall My voice trembles down

The Physic Crash Test Dummies

Swimming In Your Ocean When I'm sampling from your bosom Sometimes I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks?

Swimming In Your Ocean Crash Test Dummies

When I'm sampling from your bosom Sometimes, I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks?

I Love Your Goo Crash Test Dummies

I Love Your Goo I love your guts, I love your goo Your ugly blood, your creepy heart The heart that's true to me and you I thank you I'd eat your gum, I'd eat your goo I love the blood that lights

The Voyage Crash Test Dummies

It may be that I'd like to But I won't fall in love with you We won't spend the rest of our lives together But anyway couldn't we go on a trip together We could go to the British Islands And hike

Superman's Song Crash Test Dummies

Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent He would not be caught sittin' around

In The Days Of The Caveman Crash Test Dummies

you're not a wild beast But you can hear their noises at night time They don't have to keep a certain bedtime See in the shapes of my body Leftover parts from the apes and monkeys Sometimes, when I

Pissed With Me Crash Test Dummies

two-fistin' drinks on me You're a killing tool, you're getting pissed with me Pissed with me, baby All night long Pissed with me, baby All night long Another drink and a little ice Would be quite good, I

God Shuffled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

And glanced around At them The people cleared their throats And stared right back At Him The people sat waiting Out on their blankets in the garden But God said nothing So someone asked him "I

God Shuffeled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

feet and glanced around at them; The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him The people sat waiting Out on their blankets in the garden But God said nothing So someone asked him: 'I

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

Once, there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

Once, there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars

Androgynous Crash Test Dummies

so, androgynous Closer than you know, love each other so, androgynous We'll don't get him wrong, and don't get him mad He might be a father but he sure aint a dad And she don't need the advice that

When I Go Out With Artists Crash Test Dummies

When I go out with artists They talk about language and the cubists and the dadaists And I try to catch their meanings And keep up with all the martinis I don't know which should be my favorite paintings

Get You In The Morning Crash Test Dummies

Get You In The Morning I want it cheap, I want it now I want it fast, and I want it with feeling I want it deep, I want a vow I want it to last, and I want it with meaning I will come and get you

My Enemies Crash Test Dummies

I sit and concentrate, and try hard not to hate my enemies I try to picture them dressed up as furry little bunnies But when I look into their glass eyes I can see they're cold and hard and pink

How Does A Duck Know Crash Test Dummies

How come I just smoke and smoke and smoke and curse every butt I spit out?

How Does A Duck Know? Crash Test Dummies

twitching When everything seems planned out When everything seems nicely planned out Well, the human race'll come and smack your face Satan lives here On grain and earth, rain and air How come I

My Own Sunrise Crash Test Dummies

met, it was in the hot green jungle Your perfect flesh impervious to anything fungal You would sweat coconut milk and I'd lie awake, restless with the heat during the night Dawn would come and I

A Worm s Life Crash Test Dummies

a breeze in the evening The men light cigars and their scent fills the air A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight But then the rains come, and the ground fills with water And I

A Worm's Life Crash Test Dummies

comes a breeze in the evening The men light cigars and their scent fills the air A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight But then the rains come, and the ground fills with water And I

Overachievers Crash Test Dummies

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But then

He Liked To Feel It Crash Test Dummies

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But then

Keep A Lid On Things Crash Test Dummies

You did, baby - you did Who put that junk in the junkhouse?