Aching To Sneeze Crash Test Dummies

Aching To Sneeze I've been aching to sneeze Begging please, pretty please But I can't get the thing to come out I've been down on my knees I've been pissing on trees But the evil thing just

The Ghosts That Haunt Me Crash Test Dummies

There's a skeleton in everybody's closet I can think of one or two in my own room But I would like to introduce them both to you You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom [CHORUS] 'Cause

I Want To Par-tay! Crash Test Dummies

likes to get in his kicks I'm the man, talking to his dick I'm the man getting all the chicks You're gettin' flirty with me, You're talkin' dirty to me, You're sayin' "c'mon, baby!"

Overachievers Crash Test Dummies

suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But then she wondered if she should start to

He Liked To Feel It Crash Test Dummies

suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But then she wondered if she should start to

At my funeral Crash Test Dummies

I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered 1234567 and so on But a time will come when these numbers have all ended And all I've ever seen will be forgotten Won't you come To my funeral

I Think I'll Disappear Now Crash Test Dummies

Running into you like this without warning Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning But I'll try I'll try to keep my food down That's quite an aftertaste that you've left now that you're

The Voyage Crash Test Dummies

It may be that I'd like to But I won't fall in love with you We won't spend the rest of our lives together But anyway couldn't we go on a trip together We could go to the British Islands And hike

My Own Sunrise Crash Test Dummies

When we met, it was in the hot green jungle Your perfect flesh impervious to anything fungal You would sweat coconut milk and I'd lie awake, restless with the heat during the night Dawn would come

Just Shoot Me, Baby Crash Test Dummies

Just Shoot Me, Baby Take off your mink coat, take off your muff Get on the table and show us your stuff Right here next to me I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin' A gin in my hand and your pretty

My Enemies Crash Test Dummies

I sit and concentrate, and try hard not to hate my enemies I try to picture them dressed up as furry little bunnies But when I look into their glass eyes I can see they're cold and hard and pink

Swatting Flies Crash Test Dummies

Now that I've used up all my ideas Here in my little house by the sea I search for a usable memory but none comes to me In grade one, my teacher could do embalming She'd stuff the bodies of dead

A Little Something Crash Test Dummies

A Little Something There's some stuff on my shoe That's got nothing to do With the places you think that I've been And the stuff on my breath Isn't some kiss of death From the people you think

Our Driver Gestures Crash Test Dummies

When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar Like eating herring where the sun does not go down

When I Go Out With Artists Crash Test Dummies

When I go out with artists They talk about language and the cubists and the dadaists And I try to catch their meanings And keep up with all the martinis I don't know which should be my favorite paintings

Winter Song Crash Test Dummies

I can't say that I miss my old dog much And I've never looked back since I left home long ago But I hoped a trip into the country Would help remind me all the things I used to know That's what I

A Cigarette Is All You Get Crash Test Dummies

A Cigarette Is All You Get I'm all freaked out I'm all tweaked out I'm being chased by insects And I wanna eat my cigarettes I can't hang out I'm all strung out I've got to grab me by the

The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead Crash Test Dummies

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town Spreading wisdom and cash around Fed the starving and housed the poor Showed the Vatican what gold's for But he made too many enemies Of the people who would keep us on our

Give Yourself A Hand Crash Test Dummies

I know you want to I know you can Put down your children And free up your hands Come on and free up your hands Come on and free up your hands Do you still like to kiss her?

An Old Scab Crash Test Dummies

rain falling Manic-depressive composer Robert Schumann When he could not write He'd get down on his knees and he would pray for help It's not as bad as eating your own liver But still, I'd like to

The Psychic Crash Test Dummies

the palm of your hand She knows your past like the lay of the land The first time she met me, she saw right through me Some cards and a cane in her hand, and she said All the years that have come to

I Love Your Goo Crash Test Dummies

I Love Your Goo I love your guts, I love your goo Your ugly blood, your creepy heart The heart that's true to me and you I thank you I'd eat your gum, I'd eat your goo I love the blood that lights

Here On Earth (I'll Have My Cake) Crash Test Dummies

it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss about the seasons, 'cause I like 'em all [CHORUS] Here on earth I'll have my cake Gonna eat it too, make no mistake 'Cause if it's a question of to

The Country Life Crash Test Dummies

Darling I've been thinking this one through We've been fighting like cat and dog now here's what we've go to do This life in the city is killing the love that we one knew We could be happy in the country

There Are Many Dangers Crash Test Dummies

thing You must keep a lookout Remember all the rules they have for everything When it's very, very cold out Do not put your tongue on cold metal things For example, stop signs I did and they had to

Superman's Song Crash Test Dummies

though he could have smashed through any bank In the United States, he had the strength, but he would now Folks said his family were all dead Their planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself To

In The Days Of The Caveman Crash Test Dummies

When you go on camping trips You're stuck right out in nature Foraging the forests like a primate Using sharpened tools instead of hotplates Your thumb and forefinger Supposed to show you're not

Thick-Necked Man Crash Test Dummies

Will not a penny lend And all I can do is pray to God He'll suffer in the end We're talkin' 'bout thick-necked man in a three-piece Killing from his office desk The many places he has been And

God Shuffled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

wine and bread" He gathered up some people he had made Created blankets and laid back in the shade The people sipped their wine And what with God there, they asked him questions Like "do you have to

I m A Dog Crash Test Dummies

I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider what we could call

God Shuffeled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

wine and bread' He gathered up some people he had made Created blanket and laid back in the shade The people sipped their wine And what with God there, they asked him questions Like: Do you have to

Two Knights And Maidens Crash Test Dummies

Once, there were two knights and maidens They'd walk together, out in the gardens In all kinds of weather The knights always pestered the maidens To love them together, out in the gardens And they

Playing Dead Crash Test Dummies

Playing Dead I know that you don't love me I know you hate my guts I know the nasty things you say About me, to those sluts Well, maybe I'm a weasel Maybe I'm a liar Maybe I'm a skinny punk

Untitled Crash Test Dummies

Two Knights And Maidens Once there were two knights and maidens They'd walk together Out in the gardens In all kinds of weather The knights always pestered the maidens To love them together Out

I'm A Dog Crash Test Dummies

"I'm A Dog" I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider

Afternoons And Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

disappearing hairline Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime Times when the day is like a play by Sartre When it seems a book burning's in perfect order I gave the doctor my description I tried to

How Does A Duck Know Crash Test Dummies

And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks?

Afternoons & Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

hairline Someday, I'll wear Pyjamas in the daytime Times when the day is like a play by Sartre When it seems a bookburning's in perfect order Well, I gave the doctor my description I've tried to

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

Once, there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

Once, there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars

How Does A Duck Know? Crash Test Dummies

And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks, hmmm You can cut a chicken's head off And it will keep on running and twitching When everything seems planned out When everything seems nicely planned

Comin' Back Soon (The Bereft Man's Song) Crash Test Dummies

up top, two beneath And yet I'll recognise My mouth says things that aren't so wise But when I sing my darling's praise I know I'm right, or close anyways For she's a gem upon this earth I know to

Androgynous Crash Test Dummies

androgynous Closer than you know, love each other so, androgynous We'll don't get him wrong, and don't get him mad He might be a father but he sure aint a dad And she don't need the advice that is sent to

Here I Stand Before Me Crash Test Dummies

My doctor told me that it was time for me to have my X-rays Of course, I had many nightmares about that fatal day The room was dark and my skeleton was floating on the wall My voice trembles down

Sacred Alphabet Crash Test Dummies

In the beginning was not the word, not yet There was no sacred alphabet No subject, object, verb or tense Sound had not been enslaved to sense The void was neither dark nor deep It did not, like some giant

A Worm s Life Crash Test Dummies

evening The men light cigars and their scent fills the air A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight But then the rains come, and the ground fills with water And I must come up to

A Worm's Life Crash Test Dummies

the evening The men light cigars and their scent fills the air A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight But then the rains come, and the ground fills with water And I must come up to

I'm Outlived By That Thing? Crash Test Dummies

I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there And when I die, it will

I'm Outlived By That Thing Crash Test Dummies

Im Outlived By That Thing I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still

Pissed With Me Crash Test Dummies

Pissed With Me You try to play it cool, but you're pissed with me In the swimming pool where you kissed with me You're a shiny jewel, two-fistin' drinks on me You're a killing tool, you're getting