7 Foot Man (Live) Adam Sandler

We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax I'm the 7 foot man, I've commited no crime, Bumping my head into doorways, It happens all the time, I'm 7 feet tall, And I repeat

The Goat Adam Sandler

I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck He's filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I smell

the goat song Adam Sandler

I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck He's filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I

The Goat Song (Album Version) Adam Sandler

The Goat Song I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck He's filled with anger, and filled with rage And

the lonesome kicker Adam Sandler

But that's the life I live The Lonesome Kicker Kickoffs can be so very scary Especially, if the returner breaks on through And I'm the only guy on the playing field left to tackle him I don't want

The Lonesome Kicker (Album Version) Adam Sandler

But that's the life i live The lonesome kicker Kickoffs can be so very scary Especially, if the returner breaks on through And i'm the only guy on the playing field left to tackle him I don't want

Gay Robot Adam Sandler

[whirring, beeping noises] Says here, due to injuries and irratic weather patterns, the Eagles will finish a dismal 7-9 What? No way!

Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot) Adam Sandler

He said he'd be here at seven The clock just hit 7:22 It's too cold outside To wait for my ride Watching mama try out a new doo (Bruins) He said he'd be here at seven But it just hit 7:35 (already?)

The Mule Session Adam Sandler

My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean My sister's on the dope and my brother always picks his nose And Daddy's only happy when he's wearing Mama's

Sex Or Weight Lifting Adam Sandler

[Man:] Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Gregory Miner. [Adam Sandler:] Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man:] Uh huh [Adam Sandler:] And let me tell you what I did man.

Inner Voice Adam Sandler

weeks of vacation a year If people piss me off I can make 'em disappear Every time I sneeze I get a feature on the news The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues And how did I get to be the man

The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop:] Do you realize how fast you were going sir?

The Longest Pee Adam Sandler

Line of people talking] "Hey man, let me in there first" -"Go ahead man, take it easy" "Thanks, I really gotta pee" [Open door, close door] [Unzip pants] [Start pissin..........groaning....]

Joining The Cult Adam Sandler

Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."

I'm so Wasted Adam Sandler

[M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's good party, huh?" [M2:] "Oh, it's great man." [Joe:] "Hey that's some good acid, huh?"

The Chanukah Song Part II (Live) Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulkeIts time for ChanukahSo much funnakaTo celebrate ChanukahChanukah is the festival of lightsInstead of one day of presentsWe get eight crazy nightsWhen you feel like the only kid...

Creepin' On The Mayor Adam Sandler

[Man] Okay, baby [Woman] Man, they stink! That baby couldn't stop shittin today! [Man] I know, baby I don't care, baby shit don't mean nothin cause I'm safe and sound!

The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions Adam Sandler

Buffoon: "I got a snake, man!" Dean: "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile." Buffoon: "One time I fed it some beer man!

moyda Adam Sandler

nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your mail in when you're on vacation He's a good-hearted man

The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man:] So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.

Pibb Goes Surfing Adam Sandler

Yeah, man! Way to go Pibb! I'm speedin along here! [different man] Hey, old man, you better pull out before you hit that reef! Well, thanks, amigo, but I didn't come out here for no six second ride!

Sid & Alex Adam Sandler

Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man. Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for remembering, thank you. My pleasure. Did you do anything fun today? Nothing special.

The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [Man:] Mr. Gibson?

Sweet Beatrice Adam Sandler

She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And she's coming home Well, for sure, she opened the door Whipped out a three-foot fishing lure Sexually, that made me feel

Calling Home Adam Sandler

(background) Man: Hey, hey, hey! Mr. College! Woman:Who's on the phone? Mom:Tyler, mom! Other Man:Let me talk to the superstar! Mom: Okay, here's your brother! Other Man:Thanks, mumsy...

the beating of a high school bus driver Adam Sandler

"Uhh, young man. Can I help you? Can I see your bus pass, please?" [Beating sounds] "Sir, please!" [Beating sounds] "I drive with that hand!" [Beating sounds] "Children! Call for help!"

fatty mcgee Adam Sandler

Murphy is such a pain, man." M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" M1: "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."

Memory Lane Adam Sandler

of the car] [M4:] "Hey, screw you guys I am who I am deal with it" [M1:] "I'm glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo" [M3:] "Oh my God, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man

Cool Guy 5 Adam Sandler

[GIRL #5:] Well, how much you got, big man? [SEAN:] Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on. [GIRL #5:] What's that?

Teenage Love on the Phone Adam Sandler

[Hands phone to guy] Richie: "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl! You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!" Buffoon: "Fuckin' shit!"

The Mayor Of Pussytown Adam Sandler

Yo it's 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya'll real pussies ya'll ain't seen shit yet eh yo man let em know Oh yeah, guess who's back it's the mother fuckin pussy with the little nutsack don't care

Grow Old With You (한글번역판) Adam Sandler

remote control 그대가 리모콘을 갖고있게도 해줄꺼에요 Let me do the dishes In our kitchen sink 우리의 부엌에서 내가 설거지 할께요 Put you to bed When you've had too much to drink 그대가 술에 취해 있을때면 내가 그댈 침대로 가서 재워줄꺼에요 I could be the man

food innuendo guy Adam Sandler

baby, baby, you got eggplant parmigiana Baby, baby, baby, bite my zucchini if you wanna I'll give you fresh fruit salad I don't get it from no can Your string bean days are over I'm your cucumber man

voodoo Adam Sandler

Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden rake?

Pibb Tries The Skateboarding Adam Sandler

It's quite similar to my youth when I'd sprinkle my brother's marble collection all over the basement floor, glue a plank to my feet, and skim around all the live long day! Is that right?

Zittly Van Zittles Adam Sandler

(yeah... rock steady man

the thanksgiving song Adam Sandler

[Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!" Adam Sandler: "Ohhh, I love you!"

dip doodle Adam Sandler

faddle widdle waddle awhee clunkety clang A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz, chitty chitty bang wang lang Zippity doo dang lipidee ay oompa loompa doo A piggly wiggly dooda stinky winky linky foo man

lunchlady land Adam Sandler

her hand And sayin' please to meet ya She gives you a purpose And she gives you a goal You should be kissin' her feet And kissin' her mole Now all the angry foods Just leave me alone And we all live

corduroy blues Adam Sandler

shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin' around so fast My body never gained to weight That pissed off all my Momma's friends And made my big-boned sister irate But now I'm a man

Crazy Love Adam Sandler

Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with

Dancin` And Pantsin` Adam Sandler

When I was a young man I didn't like to dance I was shy I'd stand against the wall all night I'd never take a chance So afraid I wouldn't get on that dance floor Unless I was really drunk 10 shots

Dancin' And Pantsin' Adam Sandler

When I was a young man I didn't like to dance I was shy I'd stand against the wall all night I'd never take a chance So afraid I wouldn't get on that dance floor Unless I was really drunk 10 shots But

She Comes Home To Me Adam Sandler

mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she's a highly paid whore She'll give head to a sheep She can stuff three cocks in her cheek But she comes home to me She'll do the groom and the best man

Right Field Adam Sandler

You da man! Two away now! Lookin' good! We're all looking good out here! Come on Robert! This lump of crap can't hit!" [Whiserping] "Oh God, he's a leftie! A big leftie! Total power to hit it.

The Boss And The Secretary Adam Sandler

Now don't get crazy on me, bitch, let's keep this shit semi-real Aw, I like a man who shaves down here! I don't shave that shit, bitch!

Hot Water Burn Baby Adam Sandler

[Ryan:] I'm talking to the man! [Father:] Whore! [Ryan:] Hot water burn baby! [Wife:] Ryan! [Father:] Bitch! Ryan is a whore!

Do It For Your Mama Adam Sandler

[Big splash] Jimmy: "Man, that one was huge." J.N.: "You go." [While running towards pool] Jimmy: "Ahhhh, jacknife!" [Jumps in and small splash] Tracy: "That was a dud, Jimmy."

The Hypnotist Adam Sandler

Stewart: You're floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart] Gary Phelps: Oh man... Dr.

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to. But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when i think of you and that guy...