Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't descibe the joy they bring
'Cause joy is something
they don't bring me
My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are
hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again
So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my
time they'll waste
Oh God I hate these Satan's helpers
And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed the baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter
It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people
you can't stand
All year
I'm growing tired of
all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and
then leave me alone
Well I guess it's not cool to
freak on Christmas Eve
'Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail
didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
'Cause a guy named bubba
unwrapped my package
It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people
you can't stand
All year
I'm growing tired of
all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and
then leave me alone
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas