Change yer booties
so your feet will not smell so bad
Don't get cooties
keep yerself clean and you'll be glad
Et toi
Dirty birdies
are a thing no one likes to smell
Keep yerself clean
and don't leave home without the jell
Et toi
Bobby used to change his shoes and his socks
but now Bobby lives in a
cardboard box
Bobby used to listen to what
his mother would say
he cleaned himself
three times a day
Bobby's got a smell
I said it's like no other
the man in the garbage can looks like
Bobby's brother
Bobby he cleaned his life up and
he says, everything's just ducky.
Well he got a new bug and we say
he's so lucky
What the fuck was that