It's just like Noah's ark
There's two of every kind
Pretty girls and boys in drag
Walking a fine thin line
Shaking hands and bussing cheeks
Licking their lips like
they could eat Me alive
in a couple of weeks
Yea just like Noah's ark
Italiano promotion men
Chomping a big cigar
Slapping backs and making cracks
About the fags in the bar
Radio boss dipping his nose
in a little white packet
You put it out son
and we'll all back it
Yea it's just like Noah's ark
And the waves are
crashing round us
But we're ready for the flood
And we don't need a sign
like an olive branch
In the beak of a
snow white dove
We're not as dumb
as we might look
You can't keep us in the dark
With me and you it's two by
two just like Noah's ark
These four walls have seen
The Cockettes and the Casters
From San Francisco to Ohio
I've seen beauty and disaster
Cocky young roosters
and little chicks
Flashing smiles
shaking them hips
Trying to hook it up
for the late night shift
Here in Noah's ark
And the waves are
crashing round us
But we're ready for the flood
And we don't need a sign
like an olive branch
In the beak of a snow
white dove
We're not as dumb
as we might look
You can't keep us in the dark
we can so and snap i don't know
just like Noah's ark
wrote it as we saw it
from the centre of the stage
All access to the liars
who claim they wrote a page
But for every tiny dancer
there's a dog that's had its day
The truth is never quite
the same as what the papers say
And the waves are
crashing round us
But we're ready for the flood
And we don't need a sign
like an olive branch
In the beak of a snow
white dove
We're not as dumb
as we might look
You can't keep us in the dark
With me and you it's two by two
just like Noah's ark