I have a college pal who Just ask for 'Roger' Says we can get one price for two At Video Bargainville Once past the counter and the news stand with a free bag of popcorn in your hand We can take a trip up to the corner, it's not too far especially in our car You're ready for the world - no, not the band but a fine selection in video land There's a friendly store with nice decore and lots of posters on the door Don't be too confused by the little reviews On the back of the box, just pick up the boxes, all the boxes you can use The hipedi-hoppest videos in the land Maybe something foreign, maybe something panned, maybe something formerly banned Perhaps it's something you can watch with friends or something that inevitably lends Perhaps it's "New York, New York" with Liza Minelli and Mickey Rourke Itself to shapely curves and bends of exploited women and their friends No, that's not right... it was Robert Deniro, everyone's favourite video hero
And the clerks don't mind, they're very kind, the only stickler has resigned So contrary to the desperate sign, most patrons always "Please rewind!" There's a courteous smoking section at the back, behind the bulging exercise And if you're tired you can hit the sack with a trendy new Ben Hur double pack video rack
Was not a Bargainville fan, pissed off the video man! Soon there will be 'program-your-own' TV so they ask you to heed this final plee Once we had a friend, was too extravagant Before it's all dead you should rent more, and enjoy VideoBargains galore!!