Sick em champ
Sick em champ
Sick em champ
Sick em champ
Well I have a new dance
that you all must learn
You may have seen
the Pee Wee
Herman but it's had it's turn
Now this brand new dance
I know you not with it
You might break your neck
to really try to get it
If you seen the clumsy movie
it was called The Jerk
You had to check out
Steve Martin
as he started the kirk
He was doin freaky moves
with his feet and head
With his blue farmer suit
and his big Pro-Keds
Now if you wanna learn it
it really takes time
That's why I'm here now
tellin you this rhyme
And if you never seen it
then I'll be startin
My brand new funky dance
called the Steve Martin
Like this get em Steve get em
Get em Steve get em Steve
get em
Get em
Like this
Well the dance is def
and it's gonna last
I don't really think
any other dance will pass
All the dancers out
there tryin to freak on the floor
When they see me
do the Martin they try to ignore
When they see my dance
they came to a surprise
I caught the suckers
ducks speakin eye to eye
While they bitin my stuff
like I wasn't there
But they didn't have the right so
I didn't care
Sway your arms
around your back
then across your chest
Do the crazy leg sweep
from right to left
It's the Steve
Like this
Get em Steve get em Steve
get em
Get em Steve get em Steve
get em
Get em
Well it's back to the man
on the mic you see
Because I'm stuck to my dance
like a dog on a flea
Now I know my dance
is the funky dance comin
Pee-Wee Herman
BizMarkie
was pumpin
but mines is jumpin
It's the Steve
Like this
sick em champ
Steve Martin's in full effect
Sick em champ
Yo Steve's a weasel
Show em how your Steve Martin go
Get em Steve get em Steve
get em
Get em Steve get em Steve
get em
Get em Steve get em Steve
get em
Get em Steve get em Steve
get em
Ahh yeah
Steve Martin in full effect
EPMD strikin once again
funky fresh in the flesh
True yo PMD Oww yeah
I be the P double E-M-D
in the place
Yeah check this out P
I think this is the last
record of the album
Awww we made it
Yo yo what time is it
Nineteen eighty-eight is so great
and eighty-nine even better
And don't forget
to take off that hot sweater
Yeah check this out y'all
We got this funky track
ahh yo yo yo
Check this out homeboys
Because we dope
the dope-di dope-di
dope-di-dope
The dope-di-dope
nope-we-ain't-no-joke
No-joke-no-joke
so PMD Yo
We ain't no joke
no-joke-no-joke
no-joke-the-dope
On the Columbo tip
I'm the real deal homeboy
for real
On the strength
Because we in there
yes we in there
And we're outta here
like last year
We lost the bandwagon
because I'm housin
We goin straight for the kill
because you're loungin
I'm Strictly Business