Now when you see me
getting drunk it's like aww shit
When you hear this likwid funk
it's like aww shit!
When I'm pushing through the
crowd it's like "aww shit!
There goes CaTashTrophe,
Tha Alkahol-iks
Now my objective with this
rhymin is to take words and
bounce em And twist em up
so bad that wack MC's can't
pronounce em Just to show ya
how we house em from the
Westside of thangs
(Killa Cali motherfuckers)
where the gangbangers hang
The L dot A dot
Crenshaw Boulevard
Where I write rhymes so hard
niggaz swap my tradin cards
Cause my Cali niggaz feel this
realness, lyrics healness
that'll make the special mist
when I grab this gun and kill
this But still this,
brother stays alive like Wyclef
I'm stepping through the house
the rappers step to the left
Cause I fry em like a chef and
then get on with my evening
So never twist it up that
lyrically we even thieving
Cause I stop your breathing
quick like (UHH) then revive ya
I swum with bigger fish than
the deep sea diver
Cause CaTash the likwidater's
here to blow it through the roof
Grab the money and the hoes
then dissapear like poof
Off that 151 it's like aww shit
When a nigga pop his gun
it's like aww shit!
When we up next to flow
it's like aww shit!
That's my nigga J-Ro
Tha Alkahol-iks
I've got senoritas,
from Alameda to Receda
Me and Olde E, is like
Tarzan and Cheetah
I wish Hen Rock
came in a two liter
Swift could you turn up
the big drum beater
But still I,
got to pull my brew
out the chiller
Tonight it's going down like
the house of Reggie Miller
Everybody turn
to your nigga on the right
Give him a pound and say
Tha Liks is tight
And eat your heart out while
we rock ya from the startout
to the closing with styles that
leave you faded like the logo
on our clothing
Cause it's a Alkie flow thing,
as nasty as we wanna
That's Swift,
I'm Tash the top gunner
The number one for funner two
tonner with the talents
that the doctors have described
as a chemical imbalance
of the (weed) and the (drank)
on my memory bank
My distorted words recorded
make your minds go blank
Yo, when you low on your cash
it's like "aww shit!"
When you catch a girl
with Tash it's like aww shit!
When you see Xzibit bust
it's like aww shit!
When you gettin drunk with us
it's like aww shit!
When the cops run your plates
it's like aww shit!
My girl's period is late man
aww shit!
When your baby momma call
it's like aww shit!
Everytime we rock for y'all
it's like aww shit!
Yo, here's a toast, to all
the MC's who rock the most
And all the b-boys worldwide
and Coast II Coast
Peace to Big Boy,
peace to Trugoy
Master P, Kam,
and Afrika Baby Bam
Jayo Felony, Money B,
and Ol Dirty
Peace to all the rappers still
rhymin over thirty
Oh shit, I'm to' back,
I need to take a piss
Only When I'm Drunk I bust
flows like this
My style'll make you earl on
your girl (bleahh)
I probably got the three
baddest hoes in the world
Defyin all, gravitational laws
Lyrics flipping like Dominique
Dawes with no drawers
Whassup with that there nigga
put it in the air
Don't even break it out
if you ain't gonna share
it's like that man,
I spray Jokers like Batman
And I don't have to be
Robin/robbin to live fat man
New year's nineteen ninety
nine it's aww shit!
When you gotta do county time
it's aww shit!
If you didn't read before you
signed aww shit!
If you ever try to fuck with
mine aww shit!
When we bounce through your
city it's aww shit!
When my face is looking serious
aww shit!
Two dimes but yours look
hideous aww shit!
Yeah, and when we drop it on
you idiots aww shit!
Yeah yeah, Mister X to the
Z with the L-I-K's
It's the Likwid family,
bringing it live,
to you and yours And we out
als and rhymes surviving
lyrics Like the age of
without the attic
I'm a true God for my dick
is my lightning rod,
oh don't kick that mumbo jumbo..
See this the type of shit,
niggaz don't try at home
I'm fuckin up the spot like
Micheal Jordans cologne
When the mega drunking (what!)
styles to keep the crowd pumping
Niggaz lookin at me like,
Tash is up to something
(Get drunk and I stumbled)
but I didn't come to trip
I came to bring it to ya humb-le
tumb-le all your plots
and all your plans
Ol Dirty's in the house and
that's my motherfuckin man
It's the Likwit crew
coming thru with Ol
Dirty from the Wu
passing the party,
tanking out wit all your brew
so what y'all new,
niggaz think you wanna do
It's the Likwit crew
coming thru with Ol
Dirty from the Wu
passing the party,
tanking out wit all your brew
so what y'all new,
niggaz think you wanna do